Hank

Let them eat a hamburger and small dessert...

all of this could have been avoided with the use of a hyperlink, developed in 1965 before the web existed, which you can learn more about here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

Surprise! Just dropped a new murder ballad into the world. 🔪 “Darlin’ Where You Been” is streaming everywhere. Full Curiosities album coming Nov 13!

‘One thing we learned once the DotCom bubble burst was that analysts often sought to justify extremely high share prices by ramping up growth expectations, shifting excessive EPS growth into the outer years where there is less scrutiny of their assumptions.’ www.reuters.com/commentary/r...

If you're looking to channel your nervous energy or just make sure that we run through the tape this election, I recommend the targets identified by Give Smart -- a good place that ensures you'll get the biggest bang for your buck statesproject.org/get-involved...

I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...

Defecting is a choice. When you are given a rifle and told to go murder Ukrainian civilians, you actually can choose which way to shoot.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Possible inspiration for the hat in Miller’s Crossing?

Who is giving him this test and when will they throw the red card?

Trump screaming into the mirror about himself

“You’re making me hard” 😂

would have been much easier but way more troubling had this project been undertaken in 1968, would have only needed 2 sketches.

This makes me want to vote on Election Day instead of early even more. I hope they fuckin try.

"You're tweeting about the streamer you didn't want to talk about more than the Republican you say you want to defeat." Establishment elites trying to maintain plausible deniability while undermining the Dems in the general election will fail on both fronts. We will win, and we will remember.

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

he still uses a metro card?

for those only dimly aware of cybersecurity people screaming, "a security certificate which underpins the entire internet used '4' for a private key that is supposed to be 116 digits long" and "a popular web language lets anyone run code on your server" are two different issues from the same day

The facade is cracking and the rot is spurting out...

Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:

Having a conversation with another person who also has this tendency to "dolphin" is a lot of fun, though. Keeps the conversation lively and exciting.

AI for AI's sake?

Today in nominative determinism:

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

Copperfield did it better (and had better hair).. youtu.be/rJnYnNLwNGA?...

Fox News keeps trying to make Michigan congressional candidate Abdul El-Sayed sound scary, but everything he says just keeps making sense.

No driver? Styrofoam, fire extinguishers, helium and magnets. Oh... and a barrel of ketamine.

I took some premed classes back in the day and correctly diagnose fevers... Please address me as Dr. Hank.

Deport Elon Musk.......

October a long time ago it took 10% 10s to take stocks down

It's true. I started talking about the French Revolution (and money) and .... it went on for a while. So grateful to @robinwigglesworth.ft.com and his colleagues that they opted to make it a two-parter (with a cliffhanger in Sept. 1790!) rather than go look for a less voluble expert!!

Katie Zacharia sat on the advisory board of an organization that calls for women who have abortions to be executed “in the public square,” and for pro-choice Americans to lose their right to hold public office.

Reminds me of first time I debated as a high school sophomore

This is like something I read from a Japanese civilian in WWII talking about how he realized they were losing when the IJN's "glorious naval victories" kept getting closer and closer to the Home Islands.

Return since 2020: Google: 575% Apple: 520% Meta: 400% Microsoft: 320% Amazon: 185% Build-A-Bear: 1,425% Yes. The teddy bear company.

It's not news. But the consequences are growing more grave daily. My latest.

KKK

“The bond market is no longer waiting for the Fed to tighten financial conditions. High term premia, inflation uncertainty and government borrowing needs can keep longer-dated yields restrictive even when the expected path of short rates becomes less aggressive.” www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This would be a great subject for a classic 70s-style heist movie. But I admit I'm puzzled how you dispose of stolen high-end wine. Isn't the whole value in the provenance?https://giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/actions/redeem/003baea1-4fb8-4847-95b0-3f2096893dce

gotta respect the “NO SPARTZ” sign on a house not even remotely in her district