HappyHagfish

HappyHagfish

@happyhagfish.bsky.social

Mostly here to lurk. Enjoyer of science, TTRPGs and rats 🐀 All views, opinions etc. are my own.

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In East London, tagging gangs are organised around allegiances to academic publication repositories. Know your turf

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imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

A dinosaur zoo. I'll be commissioning the finest hyperrealistic animatronics and puppets money can buy. Real paleontologists will give lectures every night, and a walking triceratops will give free rides on the Mall. I want a Crystal Palace for the 21st century.

Erik Hane@erikhane.bsky.social

Okay but What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower

For anyone tracking Amtrak delays across the Northeastern Corridor, trains appear to be running again at Old Saybrook. The 66 iust left the station. No official word on how badly delayed subsequent trains will be.

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a little tiny microscopic dragon, rotifers passing by. I've spent a lot of time peering down a microscope in the last few years, enjoyed taking inspiration from the real tiny organisms to make one of my own.

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Pop Quiz! How would you describe our new Cape buffalo calf? A) So silly B) So cute C) So good at having bottom teeth D) The embodiment of "you got any games on your phone?" E) All of the above 📸: Lead Animal Care Specialist Kim D. and Megan G. and Animal Care Specialist Laura W.

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This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar. The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue. The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

Last night, I dreamed that the hottest new accessory for college kids was a "bar nautilus," a cephalopod that had been specifically bred to breathe air and enjoy going on pub crawls. People carried them in slings, let them try the beer, and cheered when the nautilus approved.

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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

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Alan Solem, renowned snail expert & curator at the Field Museum was describing a new snail from the rural province of Ba in Fiji. It required a new genus, so he used 'Ba'. That was too tempting for him to resist, so allow me to introduce the Ba humbugi snail.

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An adorable throwback to Tilli the aardvark using her incredible sniffer, putting her powerful sense of smell to the test! She inspected keeper Brynn’s 53-pound homegrown Cinderella pumpkin, filled with yogurt for a fun and enriching treat. 🎃 #HappyHalloween 📷: Keeper Alex

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I’m so angry about this—killing these gorgeous bats for trinkets. Learn some f*cking felting skills if you want your own fuzzy creature and leave nature alone!