Harp in her way downtown walking fast

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Happy international lesbian day 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Folding clothes I forgot about and my old pairs of underwear are looking like this wondering if I’ll finally put them out of their misery and throw them in the trash:

I'm gonna find whoever did this to the job market and make them step on every pointy Lego I can find.

Chewing gum is just a chew toy for humans

"some people might get offended" yeah well some people are being bombed for their land, jan. if you can't figure out which of those are worse, that's a you issue.

It's Labor Day. All Power to the Workers Right the Fuck Now.

Hi, my name is Womble you’ve doom scrolled your way to my art. enjoy ✨💙❤️💚💗

Isaac Newton famously wrote “if I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Academic progress is always iterative and builds on the work of others, and a key component of academic culture is proper citation & attribution. It would be a travesty to let LLMs destroy that.

Okay Who gave this golden retriever onions and a knife?

I just found out someone I've role-played with for years never knew I was trans Like we've spoken for *hours* and *hours* and *hours* and *I'm a goddam baritone* 🫪 I never thought I'd experience this type of euphoria. Fuck. They need to bottle this shit!

genderfucky ambiguous femboy/tomboy to dumptruck milf pipeline

Their symbols like their founders are all assholes

I'm gonna bee real with you...

How was i not following whale anus scientist @jrmorber.bsky.social yet

I petition that we start saying "That's not very Dolly Parton of you." to things that are seriously un-fetch in this world

I love honey barbecue and boobs

The Russian Bolshevik revolution and Chinese Cultural revolution warned of a time when the wealthy and the intellectuals would be “displaced” in favor of the proletariat. I was not prepared for the wealth class destroying the academic intellectuals while the workers both cheer & suffer greatly.

This, but Peter's refusing to contemplate gender instead.

16yr old Saxophonist DAVID BOWIE posing for his band — The Konrads — in 1963.

🚨TWITCH is using your account to train Amazon's AI by default 🚨 TO OPT OUT: Turn it off by going to www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... It's hidden all the way at the bottom.

good morning to my asshole cat who crawled up UNDER my covers to cuddle, and puked all over my feet in the night. I'll be accepting donations to my 'I can't believe he puked on me AGAIN' fund here: ko-fi.com/nikatine

The story of climate change is told through cell phone videos that get closer and closer to your house. But for a brief shining moment, we made some asshole a trillionaire.

The idea of electing a business owner to leadership should sound crazy to anyone. Like an economics expert or like a contract consultant or something at least makes some degree of sense but a business owner? A guy whose livelihood is dependant on killing competition? Sounds really stupid to me.

Antiques Roadshow xkcd.com/3281/

"Don't be evil" should *not* have been a hard to live by motto

It's not an exaggerated or performative purity test when it's really about whether or not the candidate would deem me worthy of human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

Odyssey if these nuts fit in ur mouth

my extremely petty gripe with AI is that I am paranoid about using em dashes — one of my favorite punctuations — now that I know how commonly AI uses them in writing, and I can’t use the verb “grok” anymore which was a really fun and useful word before it got absolutely ruined

Hey folks: even if you aren't involved, consider signing this petition in solidarity with your fellow academics? Interdisciplinary translation: this is like if they canceled APSA for political scientists, AMS for musicologists, AHA for historians, MLA for lit studies, etc. etc.

I keep thinking about this, so I’m making it y’all’s problem too: The print runs of Jane Austen’s novels in her lifetime: Susan (later Northanger Abbey): copyright sold for £10 in 1803. Never published, copyright repurchased by her brother in 1816, published posthumously. (1/?)

Homeschooling doesn't make sense after a certain age because eventually it turns out you do need an English teacher to tell you what the themes of a book are otherwise you get a bunch of people thinking the Odyssey is about a cool smart guy who fucks his way home to his loyal wife

Trans SLP paradigm #23

Apparently there's still time to contact the NCTE executive committee before they have the final vote on #CCCC! Antero Garcia antero.garcia@stanford.edu Detra Price price.151@osu.edu Jamal A. Cooks jcooks@chabotcollege.edu Tonya B. Perry tperry@miles.edu Jonathan Bush jonathan.bush@wmich.edu

One more bright circle to stave off the night

I did not ask for this earth shattering badonkadonk I just wanted ginormous bahonkerdonkers I don't need to beep when I back up I still say "bless you estrogen"

America belongs to all of us — period. We’re reclaiming the American flag, our country, and our right to take up space — because none of us are free until ALL OF US are free. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

"Saying 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body' is just a joke. It's not possible, cuz I'd be an ugly woman. Isn't it funny? Guys? Why am I crying so much?" Girl, the people condemning compassion and understanding are *not* on the right side of history (Special thanks to Kathryn for the bomb)

CRITTERS FOR CHARITY Doing personal lil critters and raising money for @glaad.bsky.social Come to twitch.tv/nikatine for your own lil critter!

Talk about getting railed huh? I'm so funny laugh please