Boo Bird 🎃

I like that. "Flock of vodka." 🍸

One of the worst things about having a chronic illness is constantly having to deal with NHS bureaucracy.

As of today... Andy Burnham has been PM twice as long as Liz Truss was... something to ponder

The US could have been the world leader in renewable energy instead of China. But Donald Trump has squandered that opportunity by siding with the biggest fossil fuel polluters.

😎🪴🌵 quotes define the person

Preparing for the apocalypse,my new radio is stuck on GB News. It's a wind up radio.

Grandad told me crumble was made with leftover onions and parsnips from the Sunday Roast, two things I hated. I was fucking nearly thirty when I found out the old sod lied because he didn't want to share it.

Expeliamus!

"i'll be back" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume

This is discrimination

Nasty bug

Nuclear wessels!

I see Elton John just bought a treadmill for his pet baby rabbit. It's a little fit Bunny.

it's called an anagram maybe you've hit or fade

@natefakes.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭

If I'm playing as the car in Monopoly, am I still allowed to land on Oxford Street? Has @london.gov.uk thought through the implications here?

BBC news still telling us what the papers say is anochronistic and idiotic. You're the ones supposed to tell us the news, not give free publicity to some tax-dodging billionaire's warped perspective of it.

At last! I'm sick and tired of asking for 568ml of Guinness in my local.

Morning

Can’t sleep. The full moon’s fucking up my waterbed.

Five tests for nationalism in the next 10 days. Could be genuinely transformative. 🇷🇸 Serbia — Vucic lost (yay!) 🇧🇷 Brazil — Lula leads early count 🇮🇱 Israel — 27 Oct 🇧🇬 Bulgaria — 1 Nov 🇺🇸 USA — 3 Nov One down, one looks promising, three to go.

#webcomic #quipoftheiceberg #fall #autumn

10pm in old money.

Catch 22 actor uses bus pass

Introverts are often alone but rarely lonely. We can spend entire days by ourselves without getting bored or feeling like we’re missing out on anything. We enjoy our own company and don’t need to constantly be around people to feel happy or fulfilled

#r4today Every vote matters. #Serbiaelections

The trend is your friend

Happy sunday

I finally watched the #prideofbritain awards last night. So many courageous and moving stories but one really stood out for me. Asif Hasan came to this country from Pakistan more than 3 decades ago. 1/3

Truth

Hundreds of thousands of people will march in France this weekend. The vast majority will be unmasked and white. They will be protesting against the cost of living and poor public services. Don't listen to rightwingers trying to tell you otherwise.

My current daily self-care routine: 1. Drink 8 glasses of water 2. Take a 15-minute walk outside 3. Gently reorganize my closet 4. Fake my own death and start a new life as a goat farmer in rural Maine

Brexit has been catastrophic. It's time to rejoin the EU.