Holden

Holden

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Holden is the tallest man on Vancouver Island. He is exactly as funny as he thinks he is.

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if my dad got disturbingly obsessed with spirals I’d probably do what I do for all his weird hobbies: buy him a cheap shirt off amazon that says like “Yeah, I’m A Spiral Dad”

Eby forgot the number one rule of Canadian politics: Canadians hate elections and if you call one early they will vote against you out of spite

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Before people in Canada say US academics should just come to Canada, they should probably reflect on the fact that Canada has plenty of unemployed PhDs, and ask themselves why that is. Americans should do the same. This is the sum total of “history” jobs in Canada currently listed on the CAUT site:

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NBC News@nbcnews.com

A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators.

With Ilja debuting tomorrow I want to restate my prediction that 3 of his first 4 matches will be wins over Speedball, Komander, and someone from the Bang Bang Gang #aew 🤼

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no one over 40 is gonna buy this because you can't play a bluray in it and no one under 40 will buy it because its going to cost $1200

VGC@videogameschronicle.com

PlayStation 6’s memory costs alone exceed $680 per console, it’s claimed, potentially suggesting an unprecedented price tag for the next-gen machine. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/playsta...

Tony Khan just rushing all the women's matches out of the way before 7 (PST) so he can stop thinking about the division as soon as possible #aew 🤼

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I didn’t know the WSJ was posting Crusader Kings guides

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All of this so Doug Ford can rip out bike lines because Toronto refused to elect him mayor a decade ago.

Rodney 🚧🚇@chanface.bsky.social

They then called in a “public order” unit and blocked off the whole street causing congestion. Apparently you need an overkill amount to intimidate people with a cane and wheelchair.

Was late starting Dynamite, skipped through the Darby match and realized the show was still going? Half hour overrun on an extra long show is absurd 🤼 #aew

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Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

I love Speedball so much and I'm happy he's getting a televised win, but it still hurts to see Lee Moriarty (who I also love so much) job to him. In a just world they'd both be getting so much better 🤼 #aew