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Stephen Miller is lying to you. I live in Los Angeles. People here are safely jogging, hiking, biking, and walking all over this city. I feel safer here than I did in Texas — because California doesn’t have concealed carry and a bunch of Conservative gun nuts just itching to open fire.

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The problem Dems have is that the utopian system they are describing is called socialism

Dems should lean into sneering cosmopolitan elitism imo

how many concentration camps will be built by then? how many people disappeared by ICE? how many dead from losing health insurance? we can't wait til 2026.

Needed this reminder today.

Bill De Blasio is promising a human shield of New Yorkers to protect Mamdani from Trump

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/30/u...

none of the democrats claiming that the left is dragging the party down could replicate this in their wildest dreams

I can only get through a long, taxing week like this sober. There is no other way for me. I am so grateful knowing that, 15 years ago today, I found this path. And that so many people have been with me — before and since — to help me find that path and stay on it. Here’s to today.

The McKinney Family after donating 20 million dollars to the zoo to create a legacy—“godfuckingdammit”

The way people are losing their fucking minds over a proposal for a publicly owned grocery store should give you some insight into how a proposal for public libraries would be greeted today if they didn't already exist.

the mamdani thing is showing you how limited the range of acceptable opinions actually is in america. republicans can be a stone's throw away from endorsing genocide and thats fine but one guy goes slightly to the left of dem party orthodoxy and we're right in the middle of soviet russia

We urge all Italians to evacuate NYC.

So Mamdani won, and here's what we need to know: He won because he ran on a populist platform that addressed the ACTUAL economic concerns of real people. Free buses and rent freeze are leftist equivalents of egg prices and job security. Until the Dems get this, they will continue to lose.

🚨THE ISRAELI CONSULATE HAS BEGUN AIRLIFTING NEW YORKERS TO RAMAT GAN 🚨LINE FORMS ON 44TH AND 2ND AVE 🚨HELICOPTERS LEAVE EVERY 30 MINUTES

If they weren’t stuck in their Nazi echo chamber on Twitter, and were in the real world like on Bluesky with normal people who have real jobs and families, they would have seen this coming. The political snd media elite must face a big reckoning and ask why they’re so out of touch with real America.

imagine writing this completely uncritically as if it’s a normal thing for a government official to say

sorry I can't get over how cynical this is. dude *just* voted for a bill that was pushed by the crypto lobby and left out any protections against Trump's corruption. *now* he's claiming to address the issue with a bill that will never pass? this is galling even by modern Dem standards

No war with Iran, full stop. Absolutely psychotic seeing them run the exact same playbook from 20 years ago despite the fact that we are explicitly the aggressor here

Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want

Miguel, more relevant than ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFL...

it takes a special brand of political incompetence to see millions of people marching against the opposition and not do anything to seize that momentum but it appears dem leadership has decided to do just that

Just to antagonize people, to act like a conquering regime surveying their new territory and subjects. LA and California can’t have this beautiful lifestyle while red states live in jealousy and delusion, so they have to immiserate us as much as possible.

the only reason CBS hasn't folded and paid Trump his bribery money yet is California threatened an investigation into whether such a deal would violate state bribery laws, which chuck here "forgets" to mention

oh. OH.

It's unclear to me why the US Congressmen are not escorted by big armed cops to push through obstacles to them exercising their legal rights, and instead everyone now defers to the guys with no uniforms or badges or name tags to determine what is and is not legal?

There were some raids in my neighborhood today. My friends and I went to different locations as soon as we heard it was happening. They were already gone. They are trying to swoop in and leave asap because they know the community will show up. Keep the pressure up. They’re scared.

As for so many across this country, Bernie Sanders has been the single most influential political figure in my life. As Mayor, I will strive to live up to his example by fighting for the working class every day and hopefully make Brooklyn’s own proud.

saying that someone “no longer has any legal interests” because they’re dead is the sort of claim you might wanna run by a lawyer before publishing in The Atlantic

He just threw 100 MPH hahahahahahahahaha

NYT hasn't been this deliriously hungry for blood since 2003

call for a vote to censure or call for a vote to expel. protract the story and explain why it matters.

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.