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Wombies make me happy!

Finally drew a stupid comic I have been making in my head over the past week after seeing one too many 'bogan moth' comments on social media lol

Instead of the “would you like to round up and donate…” screen on the self serve checkouts, there should be a button you can push to drop the CEO into a tank of water.

The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

Omg, Serbia AND Brazil?! What a day

I knew there was a reason I liked it.

Just saw @ashl.dev hand drawing a QR code and now I have to do this as a class activity!

Always live on the edge

I was cruising for ideas for Christmas presents and found these. Of course it was slop (stupid Pinterest). And also not how woven fabrics work. But I think I can have a crack at making some anyway. Which one should I start with? (Don't say the dragonfly). #sewing #insect #antislop

guys, if you work for the puppy crushing factory, the technology you build is going to be used to crush puppies

Did some "Oh my God people are coming over" gardening and it's just so pretty when it's tidy. It's almost as if I should tidy it up more often.

Hello, CIA? It's me, Cuban Dissident. Haha, yes sir, "hola" to you as well.

Amazing 😍

If pollution laws meant anything (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) then both Canberra and the WA government would immediately move to shut down Chevron’s Gorgon plant

Because apparently this needs to be said: if you’re part of a coordinated disclosure process the appropriate thing to do is to talk to the rest of the group before you make unilateral decisions because the process is *coordinated*. It’s right there in the name Don’t agree to that? Don’t be in one

Scoop: ABC has wiped staff devices exposed to malicious ads from an Israeli company that used digital advertising to hack and track devices without a click. ABC is just one of many Australian government/critical infra/media orgs reportedly targeted www.abc.net.au/news/...

Jail jail jail jail jail

Vulnerability xkcd.com/3314/

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

I would have only lost $50bn

This was a used tissue box this afternoon. I'm having fun! Also my hands are sticky.

Oh, my heart. Helen.

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

3 from 3 now with the datacentres I reported on in May cancelled or delayed. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Negative $80 billion dollars you say? That sounds like quite a big loss

What has happened to Helen Haines today is awful. She’s a personal hero and champion of her electorate. Simply one of the kindest and smartest MPs. No one doing their job engaging with their constituents in public should have to face violence.

A big stretch followed by a long wriggle.

Straya!

We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

#auspol What kind of politician won't vote to end the depraved & dangerous policy of handcuffing women to metal bars while they are labouring, giving birth and trying to hold their baby? May your pointless cruelty corrode your mental health & haunt you always. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

You guys I’m worried that we were tricked by AUKUS

We are taking our old washer to the scrap yard and Mr. Arlo was like: “Maybe I should have one of the guys from work come help me get it up the stairs. It’s probably too heavy for you.” First of all sir, fuck you. I’m tough as hell. Second of all, it was in fact too heavy 😭😭

I'll never understand people who, when offered a sweet, say 'No thanks'. What's that all about?

you got a fast car I got a plan to die violently you fly your Tesla over traffic and we’re both killed when it hits a tree

Greatest thing I've seen in a while

It's time to stop the expansion of fossil fuels. 🎤co-CEO Leanne Minshull Join the call for a national plebiscite on a 25% tax on gas exports: https://gas-plebiscite.australiainstitute.org.au

Straya!

‘I before E except after C’ is the most deficient of ancient fallacies, says scientist

Sometimes I warrant the side-eye.

Labor teamed up with the Coalition to block Lidia Thorpe’s bill banning shackling during childbirth. What the fuck is wrong with you if you can’t support even that? Prison does not strip women of their humanity. No woman should give birth in chains. No exceptions.

Yaaaaaay!

There is no ethical use of AI in the creative industries

Straya!