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You can't be a great comedy wrestler without being a great wrestler first. This is too perfect!

It's actually short for Rowderick Roderick Piper

Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.

@lgr-yt.bsky.social Hey! We've got an HP Mini 110 with a beautiful pearlescent plant finish (the Tord Boontje edition), but that little Atom N280 is just not fit for today's... anything. Throwing out a machine this pretty would be a crime. Would you want it?

www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-... Hm.

This asshole

and he's still miserable he will never be worth enough, he'll never have enough, he'll never be happy, he's just an endless sucking void made flesh, existing only for bigotry and ketamine imagine making notch look noble by comparison

Guy, complaining: "It's ALWAYS a good day" His friend, with four bucks in mixed change: "Let's fix that"

Think of the list of things wrong with this, then realize you haven't thought of half of them

Holy shit lmao

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

tear gas is a powder don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang

www.irishtimes.com/business/202... yeah buds we know, that's the fuckin plan

3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*

hi bluesky, i found a video on my hard drive called bluesky.mp4 so uh, here you go i guess

dog jokingly implying that they're about to kill themselves:

Up the long ladder.... from a hole I've dug with a fork and a chair, i suppose

Popcorn Bucket Sparty looks concerned about your sodium intake, fans

bought rdr2 the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game fuck you rockstar

So, you shit on the electric fence didn't ya

Guy who invented the J-Way: "I'm not doing this an eleventh time, it's fine I'll just carry it"

@beltzner.bsky.social just heard the sound of a thousand crows all flapping and cawing for no apparent reason

"does it taste good?" "no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.

Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me

idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims

Hmm shiny (Not actually shiny)

good sentence, three words too long

Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole

Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs

patton oswalt said nothing wrong

Dude sit down i can't see

in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer

@krrutherford.bsky.social www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/... If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)

After 30 years of inflation, The Price Is Right reruns get mighty difficult

@epicgamesstore.bsky.social good god do i need fifteen emails about your privacy policy

Due to a mishap involving the chariots of potassium, parking lot II is temporarily closed

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

Attempt 7 was going.... well ok it wasn't going great tbqh but I made it all the way to the "don't fall in the hole" level what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!

Near Portland? Come celebrate the 40th anniversary of the NES with a once-in-a-lifetime panel with the people who made it happen! We're hosting a panel on the actual 40th anniversary date with ex-Nintendo staff. Memories, photos, surprises and more! www.patreon.com/posts/nes-40...

you know what i love, is one of my favorite experiences, is when im using a product that i use daily to do some work and i want to just get it done and move on but when i go to it i get a popup that says "Hey! Welcome to our new redesign. Let's take a tour!" and i have to click Next 30 times

well the good news is i didn't forget to stream the full clear attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol