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New episodes of me and Trace riffing with special guest starts (now called Dial M For Mads) coming soon.

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What's even funnier is that these dipshit Republican faux outrage performers are reminding everyone who didn't know or didn't remember what the Cheesecake Factory looks like why Obama's joke was spot on.

But see if I didn’t watch the British baking show I wouldn’t learn new terms like “self-saucing pud”

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

An email I just sent @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social, asking for a refund of the money I donated. If you've donated money to Turek and want it back, feel free to swipe my (admittedly very boring) wording.

Hah!

Nancy 10/24/26

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Nancy 10/13/26

the cuyahoga river.

Hey @rexparker.bsky.social look, it's a cartoonish bouncing sound! bsky.app/profile/comi...

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I'm a big fan of Scranton PA's own Cynthia Rothrock. Even when a movie she's in is dumb, she shines. And I think I came up with a good description of her default character: she's Bruce Lee crossed with Cindy Lauper.

MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments ep. 2 is DEATHSPORT and it'll be available for purchase tomorrow, Friday Oct. 23! IF you're a Kickstarter backer, you (hopefully) just got it. Check your mail! Hope you enjoy.

He might not get elected Governor of Ohio, but that just means SNL will be able to book its first guest host of 2027.

Jance Dance Vance has plenty of shit to say all the time, about all kinds of stuff that’s none of his business. Suddenly he’s a bashful flower loathe to give an opinion. What an obnoxious dork.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT A GODDAMNED MONSTER!

[smugly] I am much older than that.

One million percent this.

It's often said "Hey, fuck these guys!" but here are two guys who really really really have earned it. Fuck these guys!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 18,1945

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

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SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 17,1944

NYC is going to put $500k into making pet food available at food pantries. Almost 25% of pet owners have considered rehoming a pet bc of costs. 12% of pet owners have. Sheltering/policing ownerless pets is MORE expensive than making it possible to keep them. This is cute politics and good policy.

This is not beautiful to see. This is the most racist democracy on planet earth, and people just expect Black people to sing negro spirituals and "overcome." It's not working. This still happens for one reason and one reason only: white US folk don't hold each other accountable for this racism.

Nope. Abortion rights are in danger because we don't have many leaders willing to stand up and say it's a social good. Instead they talk about "women's repro healthcare." Abortion is so popular that Colorado's repro health amendment with no fetal viability ban passed in Lauren Boebert's district.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

This post isn’t making a point about voting, but people with pundit-brain can’t approach any idea w/o equating it to voting, and so they respond by demanding assurances about voting—to which I say those who offer no assurances will receive no assurances. Feel a fraction of the anxiety you cause.

So there's constantly this dynamic in which expansion skeptics are like "that won't solve Problem X" or "ah but that has drawback Y" or whatever and expansion supporters are like "yeah no shit, our democracy needs a whole mess of reforms, which is why we need a pro-democracy SCOTUS asap."

Planet Database xkcd.com/3311/

All I know is, when they released 3 Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds movies at once, I got confused and bought 4 tickets, so I‘m not sure releasing 4 Beatles biopics at once is necessarily a good idea. youtu.be/dhwOwl1KfSU?...

Twonks clip show

"this isn't the time for purity politics" the white man said whitely

I would take more seriously the people promoting the idea of AI consciousness if they first materially grappled with the (much more obvious) consciousness of animals and how that affects our moral obligations to them.