Illinois Law Cat

Keep ya chin up, youngsta. This happened to me at every open mic I hit back in the day.

ground pork implies the existence of flying pigs

Least thiccc president ever.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

I genuinely feel sorry for that Dell lady. How do you get there, like that.

You don’t see Succotash much anymore.

The cool thing about Spirit Halloween is I get to go in my old neighborhood Sears once a year.

I built this so you can write your rep/senator about this madness! thewholebill.org

Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.

How much more of this crap do we have to listen to for somebody to impeach or invoke the 25th?

Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site

Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid

The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic

Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...

The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.

I, uh, I can't help but notice you left out the slaver's rebellion or the Nazis on the list of people to go fight. Funny, that.

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I wonder if any misrepresentation to a court occurs more often than “Briefly, Your Honor.”

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you guys broke watergate

“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping

You know what, Airborne Express (RIP) wouldn’t have let the Chinese do this shit.

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Getting way into The Stone Roses in the year of our Lord 2026.

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

Seems fine. *nervously drinks from flask*

it's time to put emojis on ouija boards this dead kid can't spell for shit

Has Ed Sheeran looked at some of the Great American Halftime Show “artists” to help fill out some empty space in his tour?

Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago

One thing that seems missing from the sports "debate" is that student athletics are not meant to be training for professional athletes, but for health and social reasons. The only "fairness" govt should protect is everyone having access.

If your kid comes out to you as trans and your first response is to call your lawyer, you are a bad parent.

One of the worst assholes I’ve ever had the misfortune of knowing worked at Jones Day.

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

Instead of masturmaxxing, choose the stacks of success.

Experts warn that decaying infrastructure and decades of underinvestment have made the nation’s water supply a vulnerability that could be exploited, in particular by Russia.

I have a lot of issues with Christmastime (family issues, depression, anxiety, etc) and this new thing where stores start selling Christmas shit in August is not helping.

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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[Exit Queen.]

This might be the most infuriating one to date.

"The left does not need to pursue its own exoneration in this moment. There is no reason to indulge the fantasy that we governed the nation during these recent, disastrous years, or that our country's brief flirtation with racial justice was an unthinkable disaster with countless innocent victims."

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