John

Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.

I just think it's a little suspicious that Pete Townshend has nothing to do with Whoville.

butter is only for people who believe

"you don't have to post every thought you have" well that is news to me

This is a rare moment of bipartisanship. And a reliable indication that Darline Graham is a horrible, inexperienced nepo-candidate.

the primary purpose of the department of justice now appears to be "repeated embarrassing failures to prosecute jim comey"

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Sobering news out of Brazil for Don Jr.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

Trump claims that thanks to Republicans, Mississippi's schools are "among the best ranked in the nation"

i don't think anyone should run explicitly on banning online gambling but i do think that a democratic-led government should just quietly take steps to undermine the industry and create an inhospitable regulatory environment

Oh I hope it's lobster. Because who doesn't like Lobster New Borg?

It's ok to still be friends with people, even if they are really into jazz

Does everyone look better at closing time or do mai tais deceive me?

Someone invited me to join Substack. It did not meet expectations. I got very angry.

They do deliveries now

did you guys think this would make him seem less cool somehow or what

Math puns are the first sine of madness!

I would love to live in a world where "President faces new rape allegation" isn't treated like a dog bites man story in the major media.

He is so close to getting it

Hitler, in his bunker as Soviet forces closed in on Berlin, blamed the German people for not being worthy of his greatness

Also Trump: everyone gets a check for whatever I say today that they get a check for

Well. There’s that Republican guy in PA who invited people to vote using his address. There is also the president.

The swing states of Mississippi and Montana, all thanks to Donald Trump.

Every photo of this man looks like an unsuccessful clone of Matthew Rhys

I wonder if Trump never attacks Oliver like the other late night hosts because he thinks it’s a show from England.

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Not that I have any valid medical need, but it would be rude to ignore all those ‘ask your doctor about’ commercials so I’m making a rather lengthy list for my next visit.

My coping mechanisms now have coping mechanisms.