Matt McClellan

It's a great future where no gaming executive wants to employ any human developers, where the few remaining major publishers just want to charge for slop from an AI prompt, and where that very same AI bubble makes every new console cost $2000. This is a business with a bright horizon ahead

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

i drank cranky bitch juice at the idiot store and it was free for me they had my picture on the wall

Kids on tiktok are making fun of E-40 and I do not like it!

The audio is really out of sync in parts of summer games fest

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

You will never know the singular joy of headshotting with a deagle in Counter-Strike and then hitting a button to make Zap Brannigan shout “KIFF IVE MADE IT WITH A WOMAN, INFORM THE MEN” over everyone’s speakers.

Rooster Fighter rules holy shit

Every month I open this app just to see what nonsense @bakoon.bsky.social is up to and am always pleased.

My favorite episode.

decapitated man stomps out of city morgue, makes bee line to sorority row. the devil said if he can raid 100 panties before midnight he will give him his head back

Do I know anyone on this app that plays #FinalFantasyXIV? Need guild recommendations

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

I remove this nonsense every time I come across it in the Giant Bomb wiki.

Missing my little buddy Flash. It sucks saying goodbye to them.

Fuckin’ sick

I felt this needed to be spread around again.

2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs 2005 jon: badass 2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

So happy for the @giantbomb.bsky.social fellas that they’re going independent. I’m gonna finally listen to the bombcast for the first time since gertsmann left.

Many People Are Saying This

I have decided to be friends with @bakoon.bsky.social I will bail him out of jail any time no questions asked

Watching Furiosa. This movie still makes me want to walk through a wall.

I was excited for avowed to come Out tomorrow but apparently that’s next week. This hellworld never ends.

The schnappster!

*seeing that the Undertaker looks old now* that’s because he lost his magic urn

catturd is a miracle of science