Moist Mouth Noises On NPR

Still have a lot of residual irritation about artists that did the NFT grift, which at the very least, helped contribute/precluded the AI problem we have now. This gross crypto-entrepreneurial shit that I'll forever associate with their work.

💀 #posereference #artreference #poseref

I’m going to be alone for the rest of my life

If no one loves me, I know whiskey loves me

Go out to drink with coworkers and feel old and awkward on go sit in pancake house for five hours feeling alone and awkward?

Sober at the work party and I’ve not felt this alone and alien in a while.

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

The main thing to take away from the Korean monster movie Hope is that boys have a doglike Zerg form and girls can produce beautiful antler-like protrusions from their back that can shield them from bullets.

Hot damn

AN IMAGE CRAFTED FOR ME, ZOE TUNNELL, AND ME ALONE

25/10/26 - nocturn

Hi, I’m Chloe, I’m a squishy human person who’s been around for donkey’s years, and this is my artwork. I sell it online because this is the path of least resistance currently. Here are ten recent pictures all of which are currently for sale through my website. www.chloecumming.com

volcanos are just like earth pimples

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

free shipping on print orders over 30 usd 🐝🫶

scenic moon, tho.

A new picture for every eye you can muster up.

I’m 46 and I think I’m the youngest person at this dweezil Zappa show

So, is there a,,,,,,,,,,, mister Wonder Woman?

Has Your Donkey Become A Great Terror Upon Your Household?

everyone draw moles for mole day

Kid got mad and poured a bottle of water on me at the bus stop, but didn’t hit my phone or backpack, and seems to have forgotten we’re in Arizona and I’m just gonna be dry in ten minutes. I’ve been dampened! Heaven forfend!!

Abbott and Costello Meet Generational Trauma

Word of Power Learned: Broadsword Moist Drugs

This apple would definitely keep the doctor away (unless they like sharks) 🦈🍎 #sharktober #shark #apple #art

me: do you suppose it feels better for the sock when you put it on or when you take it off? my pharmacist: I meant do you have any questions about this prescription?