Jeff “Now I am become AI Slop” Weir

I worked really hard to be this inefficient.

It is so windy in Wellington that I can hear the planes not landing. This one from Sydney ain’t landing here tonight…it’s diverted to Christchurch

EVERY VOTE COUNTS

Any parties have a policy to return Wellington wind levels to normal? This shit is getting ridiculous

Logged in to do a #PowerBI test for a job interview . First question SQL. Logged out. Sent email: Sorry, I don't do these. Happy to walk through my advanced Power BI projects in person, but I find tests like this dehumanizing, and often irrelevant to the position or tech stack I actually use.

My god these are funny. Especially the look that Sylvester is giving Tweety in the 3rd one (and the jar of acne in the pantry)

Time to remind you of Bluesky's favourite Romanian language fact: In Romanian, when someone throws stupid tantrums hurting their own interest just to be an a hole, we say they "hit their own testicles with an adze (carpentry tool). The Romanian word for adze is Tesla.

🎵 Even old Libya Is now called New Milan Why they changed it I can't say AI just liked it better that way It’s Istanbull-shit, not Constantinople Now It’s Istanbull-shit, not Constantinople Been a short time wrong, Constantinople Now its hallucinations On my summer vacation 🎶

I think they should do a commercial where a guy is about to tell his kids a bedtime story and then his boss calls on the phone and is like "I need that report NOW, I'm meeting with the VP tomorrow" and the guy pushes an AI button and it says "third quartprer report sent!" and tells his kid a story

I think it's ok to use AI for things that you don't care about or aren't important, like work

just survibing

National: “Fuck ewes”

What’s this person got against middle aged spread?

AI Slop Design School… (Did I spend hours meticulously recreating a horrible poster just to take the piss out of it? Hell yeah I did)

It was awesome having @wynhopkins.bsky.social present at last week's Vancouver #PowerBI and Modern Excel meet-up! He showed us how small improvements in workbook design, navigation, formatting, and automation can make a big difference to our #ExcelReports. 🤩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9riY...

It will never stop being funny to me that the various AI logos all look like buttholes.

One of my favourite fun vinyl records for spooky season. Nightmare Before Christmas, in the animated print edition. It's a double album and each side has a different set of little cute animations.

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

Trying to work out if it is possible to create "Analyze in Excel" templates based on #PowerBI semantic model that has RLS kick in in BEFORE the user views the file, and it seems the answer is "no". i.e. any user will see a "snapshot" of all the data until they enable content.

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I feel seen.

New graffiti in kilbirnie

You will be able to stay home, poster You will be able to plug in, turn on and fascist out You will be able to lose your mind on X and skip out for beer during Trumpcoin commercials Because the execution will be televised.

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More trains. Less trainwrecks.

I wonder if there is a pinocchio add out there somewhere which shows Drump’s nose growing to unbelievable lengths. Like, Artemis see it from the moon; voyager sees it rushing past as it grows; it smashes through other systems, then galaxies, then comes all the way back to Earth from the other side.