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WELCOME TO OPENING DAY NONSENSE

Tuesday Moose

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This walked so Snapple Apple could run

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bluesky has four kinds of users

Chorizo high stepping his way to a Sausage Race win. Today is for miracles

Pack a breakfast.

Glasser

You've gone 18-up 18-down in the World Series to a guy named "Gasser"

Dressing like and suddenly playing like the 1998 Devil Rays

im not listening to RFK jr. speak sorry. i believe you that he said that, though.

But they're playing in the Yankees' ballpark tonight

Brewers in three.

I can't close my mouth

this fuckin rules. i hope some crypto guys break rob manfred’s thumbs over this world series or something

What is happening

Jackson Chourio is the 26th player with multiple hits in each of the first 3 games of a World Series At 22 years old, he’s the youngest to do it

John Smoltz is anti-baseball

Some Pat McAfee moments of note: 1. Single-handedly blowing WVU’s national championship hopes in 2007 2. Getting arrested for being so drunk he went for a swim in the Broad Ripple canal 3. Thinking he’s gonna get assassinated because some college kids told him to keep his shirt on

If you are one of the top 50 shitty companies in the world, Spike Lee is available for your commercial

Where else but Polymarket could one that the odds of a team winning are 50/50 in a scoreless game?

I have found out what unleashes my wife's Peak Chicago accent, and it is her excitedly discovering that I have purchased biscotti

Rooting for the potato tbh

pat mcafee saw one instagram post that was mean to him and now he thinks he’s going to be assassinated. literally never become rich or important. he went from being a garden variety drunk to completely insane

The minute Dems gain any power at all, watch them descend like locusts, hyping an endless series of fake scandals fed to them by the same RW slop machine that's been playing them for fools for decades. They can't wait.

The political media is visibly chafing at the current situation, where Republicans are glaringly awful, fucking everything up, running deviant candidates everyone hates, and Dems are just being normal & winning. The force is out of balance. They are viscerally eager to go after Dems about something.

Easy to work in-office five days a week when your office is the Hawaiian island you bought and also you do not do any work

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I’m the guy who decided every Microsoft Office app needs to be like 3 GB. I actually don’t think they’re big enough

Where is Rahm living these days, because I need to go on his lawn and yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP" for an hour straight. Anyone else who'd like to is welcome to join me.

lmao

new developments in the "reggie watts is a supervillain" story

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Some free agent kicker should run negative ads attacking Harrison Butker

I wonder when someone at American Express will realize their big NFL ad uses the same stock music as Sydney Sweeney's "gamble on my underwear" ad

@whetmoser.com Stumbled on this during a mindless Sunday night scroll ebay.io/m/pjInOu

Harrison Butker needs to spend more time practicing his kicking and less time practicing an esoteric Catholicism that you can only access after watching 1000 hours of YouTube and growing a little beard.

Harrison Butker, start lining up ghostwriters for your book tonight

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