a western lowland gorilla

bored

i’m more of a big picture gay

You don’t have to be a slack jawed MAGA voter to like hot dogs whats your problem

Senior Researcher at Self-Employed

deoxyribonucleic hasid

wait til you hear how many of them completed suicide

Sun and Fun, just gotten home, it was a long drive, Sun and Fun @REDACTED

I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me

they were beating up sikhs

I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...

Idk it’s honestly doing some decent patchwork on my larger worldview right now.

why

Rest in peace to the inimitable Wendell Berry

FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out

genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.

I’ve never listened to Hasan Piker in my life and don’t think particularly highly of streamers or shock jocks in general but I’ve been negatively polarized into defending him because it’s absolutely fucking insane that THIS is the hill centrists Democrats have decided to die on

havent been posting ,,, too busy thinking about the chicken feetza

you dont have to believe in germ theory to know its gross and rude to leave your booty sweat for somebody else to sit on. cretins

the majority of the obama staffers are mediocre political minds that hitched their star to the most talented politician of a generation and theyve been riding that gravy train now for damn near twenty years

Many people say because of unions, laws etc it's impossible to discipline bad cops. But many tools to discipline and punish cops exist, they are just deployed exclusively against whistleblowers and honest cops so corrupt cops can drum them off the force

monkeys paw

Walking around Kroger laughing at my own joke

terrifying royce white by telling him i identify as a boeing 747

President Trump wants to soften one of the strongest legal protections American workers have: the right to hold an employer accountable when retirement savings are mishandled. Here's what you need to know: propub.li/4g078bJ

My child did not die of the diptheria, he died from the want of Dr. Donald J McGillicuddy‘s Patent Oil.

Charlie Kirk had hoes.

oh no someone wants to take over the democratic party

really deflating to know i will never get to try whatever research chemicals elon is boofing

Statement by the Yemeni Armed Forces regarding the execution of two qualitative military operations:

The big lesson of the Caitlin Clark story is that you do not want the stupids to care about you too much

love that they added dennis reynolds as a character in the new season of the dragon show

“its my thing!!” I say, dragging a dead deer through a conference hall

"national service" god damn just hire people to work for the government these people are so cheap it makes their minds small

young men today are easily led astray by "manosphere influencers" because their brains lack the protective coating formed by inhaling the fumes of the creepy crawlies oven

emptying a clip into my lettuce