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you're goddamn right you guys did

California prison reforms are more depressing for what they reveal about the treatment of people than a positive step forward. Truly a stabbing a knife in 9 inches and expecting praise for taking it out 6 inches.

Israel has no moderates. And certainly no left.

When any politician says "I'm so happy you asked me that!" They are filled with murderous rage thay no person other than actual murderers have ever felt.

The rumors are true. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you...12,000 2-K seats!

corruption and fraud above a certain amount should be treated as seriously as murder. because fraud kills. corruption kills. when a congressman pushes a bill to, say, build a highway because they personally will make $3 million selling land for that project, we should lock them up for life.

Me quietly saying under my breath, Not Jerry O'Connell...

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

Looks like he got busted up after the Jonas Brothers concert, too. Amazing things are happening in Ohio.

"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest

There is no amount of setting the record straight about who is responsible for delivering propaganda that will overcome the quantity or reach of the propaganda itself. I can't blame individuals for not maintaining a vast catalog of grievances to avoid misinforming but I'm also tired of hearing it.

I am way too online for my own good, and I had an unreasonably large twitter following, and I really *enjoyed* twitter for a lot of years, and yet leaving there and never looking back was maybe the easiest what-felt-like-a-big-ethical decision I've ever made.

this is so fucking sad

I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ.

Wishmaster is one of the best horror movies of all time and we need to give special effects artists director's roles.

The skill of the American psyche is to say, "because everything now is terrible, everything before must have been amazing."

Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2013: $380,000 Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2026: $14,600,000 He cashed in and sold out Michiganders.

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

Do you ever read a series of words

Dr. Acton’s most lethal campaign tactic continues to be Conman’s own words. Brutal stuff here.

Halfway through my first viewing of Eyes Wide Shut and this is just the story of Joe Rogan getting turned into his current form right?

Leaving the home I grew up in meant being able to finally break ties with organized religion. Now I have to be fucking Jewish again just to be safe from being called antisemitic for criticizing Israel. Fuck you genocidaires.

NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.

9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."

I asked my son what came first, the chicken or the egg and he said "let's not overthink it." That was the correct answer

I can't believe "stay away bc you're brown" wasn't incentive enough for Mamdani.

Texans 1 - ICEholes 0 Well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

It's cool to see an actual scientist running for senate. A health scientist nonetheless. I hope you succeed @karishmaforsenate.bsky.social!

Our nation rocks

Is Mitch McConnell the driest of runs before they do the same with Trump's impending vegetation/ death?

As a ppl we will bootlick right up until the firing squad gets commanded to shoot us dead.

Nothing makes a cops day like killing someone's pet. Rest in power HeeHaw.

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

It kinda sucks that you can't be that happy about this bc absolutely no credit should be given to our gestapo.

Why does Trump love molesting the money?

Amazing things are happening on Instagram Reels.

Proud to announce that New York City has registered a record 4,200 New Yorkers in our doula care program.  Pregnancy and childbirth are life-changing moments. No one should be forced to navigate them alone.

I will praise religion for creating community when equally as many secular indoor third spaces exist as temples, churches and mosques. You shouldn't have to believe in silly tales from thousands a years ago to attend a potluck.

You’ve got to see this. Angie Nixon’s Café Resistance is so much more than a bookstore. It’s a community hub offering FREE tutoring, a food pantry, Black history classes, mentorship, mental health workshops, music lessons, healthcare resources and more.

My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.”