Emotional Support Reply Guy

Emotional Support Reply Guy

@jacobecon.bsky.social

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Repeat after me: I am not cleverer than Pope John XXIII. I am not cleverer than Eve Fartlow. I am not cleverer than John Fetterman. I am not cleverer than Al Pacino. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be cleverer than I am.

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therapist: "nendoroid elon musk isn't real, he can't hurt you" nendoroid elon musk:

e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online

elon musk exploring bold new frontiers in cringe by changing his profile pic to an AI anime child (?) version of the time he smoked a joint on joe rogan

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in victorian times it was incredibly tempting to say "nice hat, dumbass" to anyone wearing a goofy hat. the british boarding school system was designed to beat this natural instinct out of the next generation of hat-wearers

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This is a publicly funded industry, proof that the U.S. can create jobs programs and design industrial policy when it wants to, but only substantially does so for the purpose of war and violence.

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“thank you sir for firing me like a dog, which seems distinctly preferable to other ways one might deal with an unwanted dog”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

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@christianitytoday.com reviewed my book STUCK today:"The book is most useful..when Kornberg identifies the...changes Gingrich implemented to push most power into the House speaker’s office, changes she notes Democrats turned around and kept in place." www.christianitytoday.com/2026/03/cong...

christianitytoday.comCongress Is Overwhelmed and Incompetent - Christianity TodaySelf-interested and self-loathing, it’s unable to represent the American people well. A new book suggests solutions.

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Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: I have read different things.

Coset The Table@cosetthetable.bsky.social

The profile of a cat who knows better than to do an interview with Isaac Chotiner.

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buy a cybertruck! everyone hates your car, and you by proxy, but don’t worry! it will kill you so you don’t have to suffer their scorn

Elf M. Sternberg@elfsternberg.bsky.social

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

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🚨We analyzed 138 million geocoded property tax records to quantify how municipal boundaries spatially overlap onto economic segregation in every US metro area—creating disparities in localities’ ability to fund public goods. And we made an interactive map of our results! [1/16]

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With knowledge of colonial agrarian economies, you could impress a LOT of girls on here

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

"It’s been twenty-five years since that night in Cambridge. Since Will told me in fifty years I’d realize I shouldn’t try to impress girls with knowledge of colonial agrarian economies and that I wasted $150,000. That was pretty heavy!"