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Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

He calibrated the surround sound system by playing Beetlejuice and fast forwarding to the dinner scene. “I need the dinner scene”

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather

My boyfriend listening to YouTube videos of burp sound effects at the bar bc he is determined to find a sound clip of what he keeps insistently describing as “the stock burp”

my favorite thing of his www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcrL...

I think I found him

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

*after watching the Friday the 13th prequel series* I understand Jason Voorhees now. He was right to kill all those people, even the ones he killed in space.

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH

it's wild. in a time where it seems like everyone is trying to be a public intellectual, no one seems to even come close to this one guy for thoughtfulness and moral clarity

just sitting here thinking about my most humiliating social interaction again

Many of you are long-playing an attempt to get me to see Digger. That’s an Iñàrritu movie. I’ve played this game. I can try and put a duvet cover on by myself if I want to be irritated, and it won’t cost me a thing.

cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth

They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.

The lack of any introspection in basically any post-9/11 dramatic narrative about what we did in retaliation has always struck me as a core cowardice. Just a yawning pit of evil and the only movie we got was The Card Counter.

for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"

The government doesn’t track how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve tallied more than 500 Americans held against their will in warrantless arrests and detentions during President Trump’s second term.

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums 500. Moondance -- Van Morrison  499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead 498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band 497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena 496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

it’s pretzel day again

Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake https://theonion.com/tips-for-increasing-your-fiber-intake/

LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot? Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.

Again: for Black Women, in particular, the ability to chose, a time and place to reproduce is a function of liberty. The most fundamental fact of enslavement was the Black Women had no control over their reproduction; in fact, their ability to reproduce was a key source of other’s wealth.

I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...

ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard

Counterpoint: It would be great if people read some of the things that have been written about AI surveillance of workers! press.princeton.edu/books/hardco... www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/hilke... www.cambridge.org/core/books/q... www.ucpress.edu/books/uberla... jacobin.com/2026/09/amaz...

This will be a thread of essays I recommend to students in my creative nonfiction workshop:

“The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon” by Jon Greenway :

Most TV is just this now.

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...