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🚨🚨🚨Trump just made another comment about how his “two big monsters” will make history next week. “So, I wonder if I should say this. I’d like a little advice from my two people, my two big monsters. My two monsters are going to be the biggest stars in the country in a week.”

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A GREAT way to punch Nazis is to vote them out of office. GO VOTE!

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The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

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Sure, Katie Zacharia never passed the bar. But Pete Hegseth has never passed one either.

i think we can come up with a better system than putting a drug addled, pedophile dipshit with no grip on reality in charge of defense satellites

I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but think there might be something wrong with the President. #DonaldTrump

"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump

Fixed it. #PeteHegseth #NoFatties

Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

It looks like Mike Johnson finally just crawled up in there and nested.

3 things can be true at once: 1) He didn't mean to say he *wanted* Iran to nuke San Diego or LA 2) He's so morally lazy he was willing to leave that vile impression 3) He actually wouldn't care if those cities were nuked

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

the DOJ “reviewing watergate” has the foulest stink of desperation. trying to rewrite history to rescue nixon’s name from the mud as if he’s not already a sitcom punchline. I wonder if there’s another historically corrupt executive suddenly worried about his own legacy? probably just a coincidence

This would come across a lot better if he hadn’t just lost a war.

At no point during Senate Republicans speeches & questioning of Jack Smith did a single Republican Senator deny Donald J Trump committed sedition, treason, espionage, breach of national security, conspired to overturn a election, conspired to assault, injure or kill Congress & VP. Think about that

Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"

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Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.

"Xi … couldn’t help but admire the confidence with which Trump now uttered rudimentary English sentences and estimating that the president had probably expanded his vocabulary to at least 100 words."

It's already pretty obvious what Xi thinks of the Orange Chicken here

“to the victor go the spoils” is basically the whole thing the UN was designed to prevent

Someone reworked the Hitler bunker scene.

It’s still funny to me that the US had a presidential election that was basically like “Should the US kill itself” and “Yes” won (2024)

The biggest mistake in American history was not dragging Trump off to prison within 24 hours of January 6th. And we'll pay for that for the rest of our lives.

picture the grossest thing you can possibly imagine. like a pool deck bandaid wrapped in a stranger’s used turd toilet paper. or perhaps a stinkbug mating with a dead worm on some sidewalk gum. this is the power of words

On one hand, AI might cause nuclear annihilation in the dumbest way possible. But on the other hand, it is semi-almost-useful at making lists. Gotta take the bad with the good!

I’m not so sure Republicans are going to agree that a president has the authority to do all the things that Trump is doing when a Democrat is in the WH. Just a hunch.

Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying

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well, now we know why they didn't want him on video

I have written him an encomium to celebrate his return to public life: bsky.app/profile/brai...

Shutting down a memorial to an assassinated president because you can't slap your name on it ranks with the most empty, floppy dictator shit of all time. Ferdinand Marcos would tell you to get a grip.