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Platner took no responsibility.

Y'all hate socialists more than you fear fascists, and it shows.

Cape Verde tried to beat Argentina honorably. Paraguay tried to beat France with absolutely shithouse tactics and goonery. The ref sucked. I award Paraguay no points.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were on a hospital ship at the edge of U.S. territorial waters making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Forever to be known as “Taste of Shitaly”

Congrats to the Knicks on underlining the point that Trump can't fuck things up forever

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Look how fast they took Trump’s face off the screen after the crowd erupts in boos.

Mike Lee absolutely deserves right-wingers telling him that Mormonism is fake and heretical. This is the world he wanted, the world he built.

@jaketapper.bsky.social spent last 18 months watching Trump physically & mentally decay, rob US blind, cripple our economy & security & freedom, while his regime spews *lies* to cover-up his crimes against US. And he crawls out of his hole to attack *Jill Biden*: Tapper is a COLLABORATOR. Full Stop.

Damn Beavis aged poorly

Did gowdy fall into a waffle iron

Trey Gowdy always looks like he's still being born

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Everyone’s starting to understand that we’re having a collective breakdown and that fascism is the self-destructive and delusional manifestation of a breakdown right?

Ethel Merman, Ernest Borgnine, and Gypsy Rose Lee at Merman and Borgnine’s wedding at Chasen’s in Beverly Hills in 1964.

If you voted for him I will never forgive you. Never

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Incredible branding

If Trump does order troops into Iran, it will be America's first large scale armed combat of the social media age. We will see pics and video of dead American soldiers. We will not be ready for them, and the WH will tell us they are fake. It will be traumatic and radicalizing.

that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids." That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.

I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."

More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

i think my wife's explanatory model, "donald trump remembers the 1980s and '90s far, far better than anything that has happened in this century, especially after 6 p.m.," offers us a useful analytical tool here

Establishment Democrats aren't against Iran bombing, they're just pouting about not being asked.

My all-time fav

I know the New York Times thinks it’s increasing its transparency, but these “our jobs are hard” stories by the news media always come across as indulgent. Try roofing or truck driving if you want a hard job.

‘Bout to enter the torch and pitchfork era

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

I have to admit, 30 minutes into this press conference, Trump is sharp, poised, persuasive, and—ha ha just kidding he's still a no-show, our moist bronze president is still getting himself ready to slur, mumble, and yell incoherently.

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

Shock around Rubio speech seems a variation of same delusion that led legacy media to inaccurately declare it a softer touch, as if Rubio, a Latino man who once disputed Trumpism, is an alternative voice. He’s not. He joined fascism; now he’s a fascist; he gave a fascist speech, because fascism.

The vast majority of Republican politicians would rather be officeholders in a dictatorship than citizens in a democracy. They have chosen to be traitors.

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This is why primarying people matters. Suddenly everybody involved in this race is in a firm spine contest.

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!