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This would come out to 30,245 calories per person.

Oh wait, his fellow fascists are letting him know right now! Absolutely love this for him

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

I think he'll be trying the two-parent solution

danny mcbride really said

I didn't realize there were right wingers outside of nursing homes and the Natural History Museum who still believed money worked this way. I thought they all got the Trump 2 memo that "Supply-side" and "Trickle Down" were out and "Fuck everything and fuck you" was the new line

Women were likely, as women, to take the next generation’s part, not this one’s; they wove the links men saw as chains, the bonds men saw as bondage.

This chart in this morning's NYT is awfully misleading. Suggested edits in red to avoid any confusion.

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

A great many white readers in 1967 were not ready to accept a brown-skinned hero. But they weren’t expecting one. I didn’t make an issue of it, and you have to be well into the book before you realize that Ged, like most of the characters, isn’t white.

Ingen shade til William. Politiske ytringer er bare bedre beskyttet. Han behøvede heller ikke at sløre deres ansigter. #dkpol #dkjura #menneskeret #EMRK

It's been a busy few years for colonial wasters

AI comic

The times are wild

Braver than the troops

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the United States, the great Satan, is but a paper tiger, a weak nation, a weak people, a people ripe for destruction.

maturity is realizing that the irish rule and irish-americans are the worst people on the planet

the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british

my man is just praying salaah

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

A very fine bumper sticker

Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though

The 2017 killing of anticorruption journalist shocked Europe and set off a political firestorm in Malta.

Tech can already do in seconds work that once took people hours. It should mean shorter working weeks, early retirement and more time to live life. If instead it means unemployment, poverty and eight billionaires owning everything: The problem isn't the technology. It's who fucking owns it.

time to dust this off. jonathan chait, tragically, was exposed to an overdose of pundit radiation you see,

Nobody ever tried to make the peasants smelt iron in their own backyard before, they're saying it's going to be the greatest leap forward in history...

It was my turn to finally bump into one of these shitty robots out in the wild...I wanted to smash it instinctively. In my blood I knew I wanted to standing right there on the side of the road as it chunked and clattered to wherever it is they go when they’re off duty. orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...

They might argue that they didn't see it coming. How were they to know that their war over 20% of the worlds oil and fertiliser would take place in a year with a massive drought and El Nino? That's kinda the point though, isn't it? Arrogance, followed by growing realisation and panic.

I just want an incredible sword!

Your timeline has been cursed by the appearance of the Harry Potter Cybertruck. You must perform one act of kindness today to restore balance to a world in which this abomination exists.

I dunno, he's weird! I don't care!

it's very comforting how the President of the United States, the entire Republican party, and most all of the country's prominent CEOs are objectively completely delusional and insane

it is more desirable to them that rod liddle beat his pregnant partner than if he had not. they like him more for it, because it reinforces their hierarchies more. men over women, adults over children, etc. it is comforting for them to see their hierarchy play out true

How about "any cop who kills someone in the line of duty has to stop being a cop?" Regardless of whether it's a "good" or bad shooting. You get one, better be really fucking sure, dude. If you do first aid and call an ambulance maybe you can keep your job. You know, common sense "reform."