Doccer (dissociation football)

After much research I have perfected the theory of "AI as the One Ring". All AI techbros consistently fall under: - Knows it's bad, thinks they're just built different - Thinks it's inevitable and switches sides w/ no morals - Thinks it's his magic girlfriend - Evil CEO ruling over the rest of them

Budweiser Frogs, but saying Tel Eh Prompt Errrr

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Called by @ndrew.bsky.social

Ryan Gosling in The Whalefall Guy (2026)

lol

Corn Dog: Way of the Samurai

Spiders are bad enough, but combat spiders? foh

80 here, but saaaaame

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

They titiled the new Pedro Pascal classical music drama Behemoth. Shoulda called it Tár Wars

This gesture gonna make a comeback.

Damnit, @theneedling.com -- you owe me a laptop after I spotted this and did a spit take.

New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: tinyurl.com/sdxp58dm

mmygod

Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm

nobody meep. roadrun the jewels.

gm

Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x

They should get to go to heaven for a few years before faceless angels grab them and cast them down.

He lost me. I wasn't registered at my new address so I dipped and drove three hours to my old polling place to vote for Bob Fucking Dole. What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.

I think it was just an excuse to film this dope as hell scene that had been building for the entire series

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Palps gets frustrated over small portion sizes and when he gets back to the US he's like UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!

Someone needs to lock Matt Damon in his fucking house. You know how much money we've spent bringing his ass back home???

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

1. Military dude takes chemicals to suppress his own Testosterone. 2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT. 3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance 4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego" Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T

"Mouse and Bear Try Cocaine" would be a banger of a kids' book.

With apologies to Stephen Jay Gould I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.

Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!

White Jesus is now Jetskisus

Birds aren't real. They are integer. (Except waterfowl, which are float)

I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

like many others, I wanted to point to WEB DuBois's AMAZING graphics www.jasonforrestftw.com/projects/201...

Zero (0) of Epstein's victims had the ability to self-fund litigation against Epstein or anyone like him. The only way they had any chance is through contingency fee representation. Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.

Just told a joke on the plane and it went over a million people’s heads

lmao

This is especially salient since Orwell himself was a cop in colonial India.

I told 'em not to bury this mf at Pet Sematary but nooooo of course they did