Joey Reid

I don't measure my steps, my sleep, my heartbeat. No interest in doing so. Never had any. I've just realized this trend is yet another way for tech to own your lives, adding stress to you and money to their wallets (while collecting your data). Don't measure your life, just live it. It's more fun.

Real 💩 from the hip

the one positive legacy of donald trump: our greatest climate president, despite himself

Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work

The fact that he’s aligned with the pro-gun party just makes it worse. Even in Washington, it was easier for me to buy a gun to kill myself than to get the antidepressants to make myself not want to kill myself.

Trump take sandwich.

I remember when a local municipal politician came out against food trucks. It did not go well for them.

@solomonrmissouri.com There goes a 6’0” woman. I have a feeling that’s not what you had in mind.

People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime.

"And I would've made it too, if I weren't so busy making America the laughingstock of the world!" #Zoinks youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...

Decades. It will take decades for the US to undo the bullshit that they are taking on to satisfy the random whims of an untreated dementia patient.

In not saying it’s a good idea, but it works certainly make for great television to have President AOC nominate Hunter Biden as Attorney General.

Today is Alien Metal Friday. Go get you some fresh Gizzard, fellow Wizard lovers!

Let’s send Pete packing.

Go woke, go broke, lol.

This is an excellent thread.

Republicans believe vaccines cause autism, Trump won the 2020 election, Michelle Obama is a man, and ivermectin can cure Covid. Democrats need to accept at least some of these or give up the charade of bipartisanship.

whoa apparently the President is shackled to his bed in a dedicated diarrhea WARD?

Wfh

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Winning: It's Not An Option Success: Not Even Once Victory: What's That

Not only is he aimed like an arrow at accomplishing his policy goals making life better for New Yorkers, but he is also just a damn pleasant person who exudes joy. Whoever wants to be the candidate for the Dems should really just point to Mamdami and say, "I'm going to do that, but nationally."

You know, we've all been waiting for "the Day" to arrive, but I'm now thinking it won't matter. They've kept Mitch McConnell in Schrodinger's box for about a month and a half now, why should we think that they won't do the same for the Commander in Theif?

the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold

“The stadium roars. Shakira's hips defy the indifferent void, a hypnotic pendulum against chaos. Confetti falls like ash from a dying star. I think of the jaguar, watching from the jungle, uncomprehending, and I envy it. This is ecstasy. This is despair. This is halftime.”

Remember when Dwight was getting an MRI and Michael tried to stick his foot in the machine

So yeah. Just keep talking, Nathan Ough.

Honestly it's way less awkward to watch the way Biden eats ice cream than it is to watch the way JD Vance sits on a sofa.

Tom the Dancing Bug — The MAGAS in "Stigmatized!" By @rubenbolling.bsky.social

Harold Coffee-Cream

This rules.

“Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” said the ex-commander-in-chief, adding that he had never been to the United States but had heard some “pretty crazy things” about the “stuff going on down there.”

Great job 👏

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

I don’t think this ends well . . .

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but this guy sounds like a criminal

... and this headline is journalistic malpractice. My God!

Happy Independence Day to my American friends. Let us remember 250 years ago when you threw off your king, and be hopeful for a time soon when you will be independent once again.