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@dedicatedpackers.bsky.social "Down to the 7". Closing in on field goal range.

@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social I have just gone to the kitchen to count my egg cups. Surely that has to be sadder than the subsequent answer? For completists two, but one is a back up.

@dedicatedpackers.bsky.social is the opposition team talk 'just turn up and let the Packers beat themselves'?

@maxrushden.bsky.social @barryglendenning.bsky.social While at the Albion RdZ had an interpreter. Perhaps he was the person who understood unity and togetherness. Maybe Spurs should have spent £350,000,000 on him instead?

Football is a wonderful, beautiful game but fan rivalry is the most pathetic thing a grown adult can engage in. You're hating and abusing a group of strangers for no reason other than being told you should hate them. Get over yourselves.

The more often you sound your car horn, the worse you are at driving.

Go on my son.

I don't like Starmer. I want him to step down. But I don't think he should. His possible replacements are much worse and we've had utter chaos for a decade and a half. Perhaps we should let our leaders serve their term and think a bit more critically who we vote for next time.

Keir Starmer's response to Nigel Farage at PMQs just now was probably the most powerful and eloquent I have seen him in the Commons. The full answer is worth reading.

Postman Pat is a shit postman. Barely a day goes by without him getting distracted on the job. You're paid to deliver letters Pat, not chase sheep.

Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.

Today #bhafc played far worse than every game through the No Win Winter, (obvs not palace) yet today came out with an easy 3 points

This meeting could have been an email. That email could have been a one line message. Because organisations work best with minimal communication. I don't want to be listened to and I don't want the opportunity to hear my colleagues' ideas either.

Haha spend a full two minutes celebrating a goal, give yourself cramp in the process and Brighton score in those added on minutes.

Fun’s over, guys. America’s waking up. See you tomorrow morning.

What's funnier? :- Arsenal being all Spursy Or Spurs being all Arsey #AFC #THFC

Clearly something about the North East and their desire to not share the stadium #bhafc

@maxrushden.bsky.social Surely the dream is Spurs relegated, Arsenal choke to City then lose the Champions League final... ...against Spurs. Absolutely everybody wins.

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

It feels like a lifetime ago when a #sussex morning looked like this

I'm going to be 56 at the end of the month. I just ordered hot chocolate because it's too late for coffee! When asked about fixings I said 'why not'. I'm now regretting my life choices 😂

Seriously think about getting some stickers printed that say "I hate wheelchair users" and putting them on any vehicle i see parked on the footway.

🎨Dima Gorbachev

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

Bagpuss is not some cute cat he's a manipulative piece of shit. Claimed credit for the mice's work, put himself center stage when yaffel was the brains, & dictated everyone's waking hours

Autumn swagger seems to be slowly returning to #bhafc. Just a shame Bournemouth and Fulham are on the horizon. FFS - Fulham 😂

Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing

If your child lives within a mile of their school you should have to pay a fee to pick them up in the car.

Labour's not worth saving if they dance to Reform's tune.

If we're going to ban social media and mobile phones for kids, then we need to ban Facebook and the Daily Mail for boomers. For the exact same fucking reasons.

I've been thinking this for a while and now feels like the perfect time to ask:- Does #bhafc tread water for long periods of games then go attack crazy for 10-15 minutes, before regrouping back again?

However it's structured 6 years is amazingly optimistic

@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The matching fish bollard - street lamp ensemble never looked better than on a cold sunny January morning. We are honoured to have you.

Sadly I couldn't quite get the #moon in all its glory over #bhafc today due to a lamp in the way. But here it is anyway:-

I guess I'd better find and wash this in time for tomorrow's #bhafc game.

Brighton’s historic Palace Pier up for sale as tourist numbers fall

I'm now wishing, 3 years ago I spent more than £150 on my handheld telephonic communicating device. Had I have done so I think this photo of the #Moon, just 30 mins ago, would look a little more impressive.

The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination. #WorldBollardAssociation

I'm still not going to hold this entirely against Hurzeler. Once again he's shown he hasn't got a 90mins squad - and it's not like he's the first #bhafc manager to make that point.

8 mins into the second half and we've already had 2 shots on target, much better from #bhafc... ...oh.

1-0 at halftime - that's got to be considered a win for #bhafc.

Keir Starmer genuinely does not seem to be aware that he has a 400+ seat majority in parliament. You can pass anything you like with that many seats. Fucking do something.