Jonathan Foster

Jonathan Foster

@jonboogy.bsky.social

I'm just here so I won't be fined. Occasionally do things for Cincy Soccer Talk.

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I swear to god Bengals, don't be you. Again.

Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

anyways it’s the first NFL Sunday and some team everyone thinks will be pretty good is about to embark on an unexpected shitshow of a year, pumped to find out who it ends up being

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This is what a REAL journalist looks like. (Complimentary)

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.

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People don't know this but Nathan Fielder designs the MLS playoffs, it's for a TV show

Pablo Maurer@mlsist.bsky.social

New: MLS is planning another potential overhaul to its playoff system, one that could involve as many as 20 teams, feature a "double-elimination" component along with a mess of other changes. Nothing finalized yet. Full details from me on @us.theguardian.com: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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In this specific case that doesn't help at all

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

According to CNN, Natalie Harp once jumped into the trunk of an SUV after getting into a screaming match with other Trump staffers after being denied a seat in the motorcade heading to a Trump trial appearance. www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/p...

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Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link

JUST IN: James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character.

2 in a year is kind of hilarious.

MLS Scorigami@mlsscorigami.bsky.social

FC Cincinnati have three 4-3 home wins in MLS history (2.4% of their home games), most recently Mar 21, 2026 vs. CF Montréal. Vancouver Whitecaps have two 4-3 away losses in MLS history (0.8% of their away games), most recently Aug 14, 2015 vs. Sporting KC.

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The Athletic@theathletic.com

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.

First sim, and this would be the sickest bracket, and everyone would hate it.

futi@futi.live

Introducing futi's interactive World Cup bracket simulator! - Make your picks to see updated probabilities - Simulate the bracket using futi's prediction model - See each team's chances to advance by round - View most likely opponents - Share your bracket Try it here: futi.live/bracket

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Instructions unclear, swamped the drain

Phil Yabut@philliefan99.bsky.social

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

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Messi hat tricks in one World Cup game in 2026: 1 Messi hat tricks in 14 MLS matches in 2026: 0 Proof of what we all know: MLS is harder than the World Cup

Matthew Doyle@mattdoyle.bsky.social

Hat tricks by MLS players this World Cup: 1 Hat tricks by players from all other leagues combined: 0 Makes you think.

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MLS says a stopped clock would “improve consistency and fan understanding.” For example, stopping play could help fans understand that Continental is the smart choice in tires

Pablo Maurer@mlsist.bsky.social

NEW: MLS has had preliminary discussions with IFAB about potentially trialing the use of a stopped clock during matches, a potentially fundamental, massive change to the laws of the game. I have much more on the Guardian: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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“We live in a homophobic society…if you think there are not more gay players in the NFL, Major League Baseball, and the NBA, you’re just stupid” - Charles Barkley saying the quiet part out loud. I fuckin cried. god bless him and Jason Collins.

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Just a normal Pat Noonan One Goal Win

Laurel Pfahler@laurelpfahler.bsky.social

Fulltime: #FCCincy 3, Chicago Fire FC 2 First road win for FCC. What a win. What a game. Currently in fifth in the East. Evander 3, Hugo Cuypers 2. Roman Celentano two really big saves, including the PK in stoppage time with the gave level at 2.

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