Jooooohhhh No!

Bryan Johnson once had the crap beaten out of him by Spongebob Squarepants

every fan of an AL team should be experiencing secondhand shame that this is the best team their league produced. you should all feel like Lord Toranaga when Tadayoshi spoke out of turn at the Council of Regents

dude, you got yourself kicked out of two boarding schools, your Harvard application is rumored to have consisted of two words - "Harvard" and "Kennedy" -, your peers there say you were a dealer in college, your roommate reportedly wrote your senior thesis for you, and you failed the NY bar twice

Stop what you are doing and look at this lovely story. A photography student in the 80s took pictures of punks and mods on the street in Preston. He’s now tracked them down and photographed them again. The pictures and stories are really ❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Choice in the Israeli elections seems to be between Guy Who Wants to Kill Them All Quickly vs Same: But A Bit Slower.

I could spend the rest of my life analysing this feedback sign in the local Home Bargains. Did 'not happy' break from overuse? Was it taped over to ensure 100% positive feedback? Is the green 'b' in 'feedback' some kind of subliminal nudge? Is the duck tape indent because people still keep pressing?

Sobs in I have a god kid in europe and readers I post packages to in ireland. And it's already currently almost impossible to post things to Ireland/europe without weird charges and returns. Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving.

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Well at least Ineos is doing well.

I got chiles They’re multiplying

I think it's fair to say this could have gone better...

And start doing that here right?

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Ffs! 'BROTOX' was right there!

I’d love to get back to a timeline where elections were about “I think Joe has better policy ideas than Bob,” rather than our current “THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY IF NOT LIFE ITSELF REQUIRES BOB TO LOSE MY GOD WHY ARE MORE BILLIONAIRES FUNDING BOB?!” elections of today.

Southwark Crown Court in London today is dealing (separately) with Russell Brand, Tommy Robinson and Chris Brown. That's some line-up.

Really wish we weren't in a situation where you'd be anxious about who wins the Brazilian election. But here's hoping the US mid-terms will deliver some more hope - and another kick in the bollix for Zuck, Musk, Farage and the rest of the ghouls.

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

Yes! Vast plantations of Sitka Spruce deserts, knackered creameries pumping solvents into rivers with zero penalties! Every fecker with a JCB digging up the bogs! The Irish way!

cool, cool

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This year’s Irish Hallowe’en turnip, and a handful of those of from years past (they don’t always make it, if they rot before dessicating) #Hallowe’en #Samhain

RI rá agus Lula rúla búla #Brasil

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

Cork County Senior Football championship final - St Finbarr's trying to unlock Nemo's hipster defence....

Mockery of Ancient Rome - which was famously free of civil strife, riots, insurrections and upheaval etc etc.

Rome has fallen ‼️ Wonder why that's not been reported in the MSM? What else are "they" hiding from us? Follow me for more made up stories Link in next post.

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

Does John Banville think artists have a duty to take a stance on moral issues? His stand is apparently for amorality. www.independent.ie/irish-news/s...

🎶Hand in glove The sun shines out of our behinds Yes, we may be hidden by rags But we've something they'll never have....

Found a guy

Soylet Green Is People !

The Duke of Devonshire owns the ground rents on our street. He can feck off.

It's almost boring at this stage

Obligatory Cork Jazz Festival post - the Oyster bar, like !

Saw this repeated on HIGNFY last night, and was reminded, once again, of Terry Pratchett: “Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.”

TIL - real life Captain Von Trapp - of Sound of Music fame - was a ruthless & hugely successful submarine in WW1 - personally sank 11 merchant and 2 warships but trained and commanded a flotilla that caused havoc in the Med & Adriatic - incl biggest single casualty sinking of WWI.

If I owned some Digital Greek Marbles, I'd be worried....