Cowabunga Caps

Today would be the perfect day to announce group chats on here

when I get added to a national security group chat:

they are robbing you

me leaving the party without saying goodbye to anyone

[imagining an irish person] no, no, too ethnic. make them less irish. [imagining a slightly less irish person] good. now i am going to commit war crimes

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

slapping an "I'm not a nazi" sticker on the nazimobile i bought from the nazi dealership owned by that prominent nazi

the US: China is trying to debt trap african countries!! theyre evil!! also the US: so, those bombs i used to kill you, those weren't free you know? im sending u a bill

Republicans in West Virginia passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...

i want to emphasize just how much of a problem teslas being littered with cameras is with police being able to get access to video from those cars if they're in a vicinity of a crime. i warn anyone wanting to vandalize a tesla just make sure you are on high alert and keep your face covered.

A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events: Fuck fascists Fuck -phobes Fuck wealthy sociopaths Fuck immigrant-haters Fuck sexists Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico Fuck vaccine deniers Fuck this administration Etc, etc

trump, elon musk, and everyone in his administration is a dictator, not sure how else to put it anymore. free speech is blatantly being demolished

This is illegal, and it endangers the rights of all Americans. In this country, people must be free to express their views — left or right, popular or unpopular — without being detained or punished by the government.

Slutty MAR10 is still possible if people want it bad enough

I dreamed that one of you blocked me last night and now I know how Jesus felt at the last supper

don't miss this, i tuned in last week and it was fire

The sink hole in the north parking lot is not a portal to Hell. That’s ridiculous. It is just really deep and that’s why no one ever comes back.

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how busy you were - how many hours you worked People will remember: -that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too" -you hoped nobody noticed -everybody noticed -they think you're so dumb

I knew it was fucked up that my parents adopted a fucking rat and called it my brother

Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.

Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.

Quit buying shit, write poems, live más

Sticker seen in NYC

I'm starting to think dei & Woke were the only things keeping airplanes from crashing... if my pilot doesn't transition between leaving the gate and takeoff I am pulling the emergency exit handle

microplastic, it’s fantastic🎶

whenever someone brings up their IQ in an argument i always tell them my IQ is one higher than theirs

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