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On a quantum level, the boys both are and are not back in town

"I recorded a podcast," he threatened

Starting a cult of personality celebrating my own massive incompetence, who wants in

perfect, no notes

RIP, Walter Koenig.

“Fuck-Ass Bob”: type of bad haircut “fuck Ass Bob”: me telling a friend how I feel about that piece of shit Ass Bob “Fuck ass, Bob”: me directing a porno

also for the record this is what happens when someone tries to do a coup and you actually fucking put him in jail. 2024 would have gone differently with don jr on the ballot lol

I VOTED TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS

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name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

Liberté, Biberté, Fraternité

Don't forget to Vogue in November, it's very important

Hot singles in your area are being interviewed by the New York Times about why they never pay attention to politics

Life hack: walk into a corn maze and never return

a message from the future

Roses are red Green are the clover

Tom Skerritt ruled in PICKET FENCES

Arrest Elon Musk and seize his assets. That’s the *compromise*

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Rejecting the premise that Florida has a right to exist and defend itself

Rooting for the Brewers because I’m opposed to Florida as a concept

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

El Sayed do you disavow my asshole college roommate from 1998

Goddamn it I miss David Bowie so fucking much

Jack Torrance: all work and no play makes Jack a dull The Beastie Boys: BOY

🎵 AHHHHHHHH 🎵

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Refraining from throwing my feces like some kind of sucker

Nobody on this NJT train wants to join my conga line

Ruin a book by adding a word Midnight in the Garden of Good and Doctor Evil

1988 me says hello

BREAKING: Lola says hi

‪Brexit scandal update: In a shocking breach of decorum, the Right Honorable MP Nigel “Horseface” Bundtgristle III batted the traditional Cromwell tadger to MP Horatio “Wanker” Arseworth, leading to a right row‬ in Parliament

Hot singles in your area have combined to form a giant robot

I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that

All Creatures Great and Small Wonder

There’s a woman on the R train with a baseball cap that says “I think about Pedro Pascal.” Great, lady. Now I’M thinking about Pedro Pascal

"The line must be drawn here!" I bellow. "This far, no farther!" My roommates seem impressed by the fresh line of red paint crossing the rug

The year is 2029. President Eminem announces a general amnesty for fake Slim Shadys

@mta.info WHY