Juan to Suck Your Blood

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I feel bad for celebrities when they do a phone commercial and I have no idea who they are

do you think these republicans losing elections lately are self-aware enough to realize that they suck ass

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

we're testing a new beta version of the Notifications tab! it has new tabs to help you notice priority notifications, and it uses new grouping logic to reduce noise (e.g. when one person likes a bunch of your posts). disclaimer: it's a beta, not a final version. send us your feedback! :)

FFC review: CLAYFACE, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/10/clay...

"This blog is about celebrating that friendship" with open source developers. That was our first post in Feb 2008. Today, all 1,557 posts (2008–2026) live in the Atmosphere as verified @standard.site records: https://opensource.googleblog.com/2008/02/welcome-to-google-open-source-blog.html

Devastated.

What I picture when people ask Bluesky to increase its character count

My Portuguese might be a little rusty, but to all my Brazilian followers I’d like to say: “You’ve reached your monthly usage limit. Purchase more credits to continue using Claude”

this is now a Portuguese site with a small English habit

I just like to log on, sprinkle around some likes, drop a single trenchant insight, and then log off

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

if I watched "Across the Universe" in 2026, would it be more, less, or the same amount of annoying?

time to order some cheesecake I guess

Cheesecake Factory Architect: The vibe I’m going for is “insane sultan sorcerer who keeps murdering his wives and constructs an enchanted palace designed to forever trap their souls”

My ‘Billy Butcherson’ has awakened again!! See HOCUS POCUS 1&2 as a double feature tonight 10/24 and again Halloween night 10/31 on Freeform Channel and anytime on Disney+

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

still like this stupid 30k followers thing I made a few years back on twitter

Seen any JZZM, tho?

I've made 6 open-source @godotengine.org projects perfect for as a base for your first or next game. Completely human-made and easy to understand code & comments. All visuals and sounds included, CC0! kenney.nl/starter-kits

(posting on PeopleWhoLoveToVote dot app) Guys, you should vote.

we're bringing more of the Atmosphere into the app soon. bsky team is cookin!

Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

I honestly liked Clayface well enough, but I wish they had made a movie about this version of Clayface trying to make it to the Chromatica Ball

everyone who yells for images in dms should have to moderate images in dms for a month

This is nice, should get my butt into gear and start adding prints to Inprnt now

PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin. RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer

Yes indeed. A nice gentleman called Josh Friedman said a weekend phishing attack had targeted me and 4,500 other accounts but that I was now back online - once I had changed my password. So all’s well that ends well…. Thanks for asking and indeed caring.

RIP Tom Skerritt. A great actor who had an uncanny ability to show up in the most iconic movies, even if it was with the briefest part. I did a wide-ranging talk with him a few years ago that's still one of my favorite interviews [Gift link]: www.vulture.com/2021/10/tom-...

Found these old Clayfaces on my computer

Wildwood, the new film from the animation pioneers at Laika, is the longest stop-motion feature yet made, w/ voice performances from Carey Mulligan, Tom Waits, Mahershala Ali, Richard E. Grant & more. Not for little kids--it's scary & violent as hell--but a genuine dazzler. slate.com/culture/2026...

🪐 spaces alpha release 🪐 folks, this is the big one! lots of updates across pretty core protocol mechanisms. hopefully the last/only of it's kind (tho we are planning another release next Thurs)

he's passing the shavings onto you

Did you know: the truck flip in The Dark Knight was improvised! The stunt driver was “feeling a little silly” and did something he assumed would end up on the gag reel, but Nolan wasn’t paying attention that day and put it in the final edit.

Also new in today’s v1.136 update: iPad support! One of our most-requested features is finally here in beta. Try out the Bluesky app on your iPad, and if you see anything off, let us know under Settings > Beta features.

v1.136 is live! Introducing: Profile links We want independent writers, artists, developers, and creators to be able to build and fund sustainable projects on Bluesky. Help your followers know how to support you by adding buttons for Patreon, Ko-fi, your newsletter or website, and more.

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[interrupting the news] PEOPLE OF GOTHAM, I'm going to the store for ice cream, do you want anything

I built a fun little Chrome extension that lets plants invade your abandoned tabs the longer you leave them unread. To access them again, you have to slash through the vines 🪚🌿

FFC review: WILDWOOD, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/10/wild...

There’s no stopping us now.

Big Shell is infested with zombies!!

AMA! (likely will not answer and will block you)

it's always fun trying to figure out what mysterious article people are posting one-liners about

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/niedermeyer.online Elon Take The Wheel Livestream: Alex Gibney, Director of "MUSK"