Jun34u

It was never a phase!

They’ve already started. They filed a suit today to effectively throw out Alaska’s election results if Dan Sullivan (the incumbent) doesn’t win

I'm going to be busy at @milehicon.bsky.social today, so while I'm away: HEY WRITERS: Tell the class about your latest book and where people can get it!

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

I once got in a heated argument with a woman who was loudly mocking her therapy clients over drinks with her equally vile friend.

I just want a car from a manufacturer that doesn’t collect and sell my location data and doesn’t force me to pay for a subscription service to use the expensive machine I payed to own

Are you in Reykjavík this week? Do you want to hear about medieval penises? Well boy do I have a free public lecture for you #medievalsky #reykjavík

Remember kids, the devil has a lot of advocates already and in this economy, you can’t afford to be working pro bono.

I think I’m gonna spend my weekend performatively reading Sunrise on the Reaping at Woody Harrelson’s West Hollywood dispensary like a proper LA piece of shit

You know Jane Doe. Crime statistics say it’s 1 in 3, but it’s somehow every single woman I’ve talked to. You want to doxx someone? Go ahead and give them my name. Your sister’s. Your wife’s. Your mother’s.

There are two wolves inside of you: You may now work for the FBI!

Lick the sword. You know you want to.

Hey, cyberpeople. Help a PhD student out. Did you recently write or supervise a vendor's research report or release research on a blog? Maybe you dropped a vuln at a conference? In general, did you do something that, if we were in any other industry, would be an academic paper? Let me know.

I’m like the opposite of AI. It takes me two hours to write a one-sentence email and I have once again forgotten to drink any water today

Tell your BOY-FRIEND If he says he’s got beef That he should throw that shit away It’s not safe, thank RFK

I have my fiddle and I am ready to FILK!!!

I took @tas.bot to the Game Hacking Village at DEF CON 34 and I brought all the shenanigans as per usual - you should definitely check out zetier.com/game-hacking... to see what absurdity we got up to this time.

But we need her more than ever now! I guess it’s time to get to work

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.

Hey divas, even if the DEF CON photo policy doesn’t technically apply in the hotel bathrooms, please don’t film in there, it’s fucking gross. We all deserve an expectation of privacy in the bathroom.

Who needs video games when you can play Frogger IRL crossing between the LVCC and the Fountainebleau

"Flock cameras are just one part of a vast ecosystem," @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver warned his audience last night. "Check out resources like the EFF's Atlas of Surveillance, which catalogs each of the technologies used in your area." www.atlasofsurveillance.org/

A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE.

OpenAI: hey guys we are really bad at building eval sandboxes for our models, like really bad, this is embarrassing, no one in their right minds would publish this, we are not serious people the press: oh my god they made a skynet

Report: Wild Raccoon Would Love to Be Adopted By You, If You Just Had the Courage To Make the First Move: tinyurl.com/4644prks

I hope whoever ends up murdering me isn’t very attractive.

Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee. That's how envious they are of what you can do.

mayor mamdani bring your film to brooklyn’s only film lab Full Spectrum Photo staffed conveniently by only transgender women for develop and scan starting at only &$9.99

Antone Lunch steps up to the plate.

the sky above the port was nasty sickly orange, the color of a disintegrating president

It is important to acknowledge that ICE is so racist and incompetent that they can’t even find the supposed “criminals” they claim to be after. However, it’s also important to acknowledge that no one deserves to be shot in the street, regardless of whether they were the “right target” or not.

So, if I ask you to cite a source for a claim and you reply with “Google is free,” I am legally allowed to smack you. That shit ain’t cute. Just making it easier to spread misinformation.

It’s 11 PM DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SENATOR IS?!?

HapppPPPy cDc day, skeetr0nz!!one! It's that most magical day of the year, once again! To celebrate this year, in addition to 7-11 handing out free slurpees in our honor, CULT OF THE DEAD COW itself has decided to reveal a couple more clues to the location of (one of) the herd's treasures!

We can’t blame it on “kids these days” when tenured professors are arguing that they “shouldn’t have to understand” what’s written IN PAPERS THEY PUBLISHED.

Yes, I do think that hand-drawing my hacker summer camp stickers makes me better than everyone who AI generates them

“I need to make it clear that Jesus Christ was HOT.” The biggest homophobes are always deep in the closet

Personally I would just ban all online betting. It is a cancer on society.

Did you get sticker shock last time you bought printer ink? Find out why it's so expensive and learn more about the right to repair movement with Adam Savage and iFixit CEO Kyle Wiens. Live discussion and Q&A on July 23rd. eff.org/livestream-r2r

Following EFF and 404 Media’s report on Texas’s use of Flock cameras, eye-catching billboards popped up in Houston, warning drivers that if they’re pregnant, the state of Texas could be tracking them. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

My dudes, if you can understand SYN-ACK, you can understand consent

I don’t want to spread gossip but… I saw Mitch McConnell speaking with Goody Proctor today