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I want this on a bumper sticker

I was reminded of a version of Merchant of Venice that I saw 20+ years ago (Portland Center Stage maybe?) where they did the whole "the quality of mercy" speech and then beat Shylock to death in silence.

i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover

This doesn't really fit the prompt, but I just want to generally recommend Farthing by @jowalton.bsky.social as a good alt-history mystery. (I am low-key obsessed with the blitz, and Nonesuch by Francis Spufford was also amazing, although not a mystery)

Reader, I gasped

Holy shit guys, they make a rainbow snake. 🌈 🐍

Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights

I am begging these AI nerds to take one (1) biology or psychology class.

*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD

AI boosters take it for granted that the best business model is "flood the market with spam." But it isn't! That's actually a very marginal business model! A far better business model is to create one thing that people really like. I wrote about this a while back: medium.com/@gwenckatz/d...

What if we could have a future? defector.com/what-if-we-c...

I found a Rarity-82 word worth 94 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 872 points · 10 rare words. Only 10 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 3 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/E4VRNJ

Hey boomers. Headphones have been around since the 1890s, so you really have no excuse to be blasting Fox News in my waiting room at full volume.

As a prof this is how I dealt with the person in the group project who everyone else complained privately about because they did no work come presentation time: “Nice work, everyone! For the Q& A, why don’t you start us off [Obvious Fuckup Name]! Can you tell us a little about [creative choice]?”

🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #WillEskridge Will Eskridge POPSICLE DAYDREAMS Acrylic on canvas

If someone is going to be a Little Bitch (derogatory) then I'm going to be a Little Bitch (complimentary).

Artist: Lorena Kloosterboer

I could buy these earrings for $20 OR I could buy the supplies to make them myself for (checks notes) $400 #ImInDanger

Folks, if you see a free-range penis grazing by itself in the wild, DO NOT TOUCH IT OR TRY TO FEED IT TREATS. They may seem cute but some are rabid or carry infectious diseases! Remember: be clever, penis never! Bears are okay though.

Ted nails it. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...

This definitely forbidden gummy is in fact a moth larva of genus Olona (possibly Olona zolotuhini). It's *normal* to want to know what flavor it is, but the answer, unfortunately is "pain". Most species in this family are covered in tiny stinging spines connected to poison glands. (📷: Janice Ang)

@mewtation.bsky.social and me

Planet ahoy! It is a land without fear or pain-- but with pets. A mountain rests unexpectedly amidst the enchanting cliffs. We could doze there, perhaps.

Sometimes you evangelize for a show and sometimes you just acknowledge quality and then there is a third thing which is “I don’t know what the fuck this is and it should probably be watched under medical supervision” and that’s The Rehearsal

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Me, buying candy at the full movie theater price instead of smuggling it in: "I'm a patron of the arts."

your moment of calm

it's just newt videos for a while.... so cute...

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Make way for ducklings!

Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶

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Love that birds are just like "Nothing bad can happen in the dark."

I'm Robin McKinley, Avi, and Francesca Lia Block, years old.

Hi! I write historical (and some contemporary) romances. Here's a list of my books by series in reading order. www.courtneymilan.co... #HistoricalRomance #Romance #Romancelandia #HEA #RomanceAuthor

Alt text is confusing because it is hard to tell which penis has the angel wings

It's @mewtation.bsky.social !

New threat just dropped

A touching tribute to Mike F

Shoutout to the Korean Netflix show Culinary Class Wars for perfecting the ideal dynamic between two reality TV judges: one affable country bumpkin who just loves to munch, and one foppish anime villain

man they really don't make em like Manousos Oviedo