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the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

Here's the excerpt I think @kyledcheney.bsky.social meant to append:

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

Wrong Kennedys died

2 carries for 37 yards and a TD on the opening drive for the Eagles

Bluesky has four types of users.

Donovan McNabb looking like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon

Actions speak louder than words, personally I was in talks with Epic to get all my game assets on their Fab.com marketplace (for free) but cancelled the deal immediately. If they want slop, let them have slop.

Okay gang, let’s do this. It’s time for bluesky to put on the best talent show this town has ever seen and save the non-firebombed covid-conscious lesbian bar.

Between Tim Sweeney being an absolute AI chud and the harassment of our beloved @kenney.nl, we've decided to cancel our previously announced Epic Games Store release for Shape Sender Deluxe 🚮

The religious leaders regret meeting with Trump after what they said was blatant manipulation. trib.al/UU0XsQG

There goes Mr Asshole, there goes Mr Bitch

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Text Based Street Fighter Game: (f'_')f FIGHT!!! p('_'p)

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Every gothic horror:

Casually incredible battle royal elimination spot here.

Cardinals show appreciation to Larry Fitzgerald during his Ring of Honor induction and jersey retirement

Week 7 / Arizona Cardinals vs Denver Broncos / Trey McBride TE Hurdle! ✅ Perfect landing in stride ✅ National Tight Ends Day ✅ Profile Picture Hero ✅

Wow.

Whenever Real Clear Science links to a post of mine, I can tell from the comments that show up.

LOL. The Umpire throwing the flag with his back to the ground 🤔

Perspective (pic via @matthewcoller.bsky.social)

Trump to his base Democrats to the left 🤝 If we lose then it is all your fault

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

a UK food delivery service experimented with AI-generated images for restaurant menu items that lacked pictures. they stopped when customers reported seeing some unusual new dishes. a tiger-prawn dish became a bowl containing actual tiger cubs. friends, i think the tech may not be ready.

waiter: Good evening girl: Omg. Hi. My date should be here soon. This restaurant is fancy. Everything looks beautiful waiter: Thank you madam. I must recommend the big corn girl: I dont like corn. It turns u yellow waiter: Corn does not turn you yellow. girl: Ok well i believe it turns u yellow.

he called the cheesecake factory gaudy and compared trump to saddam hussein and you'll never guess which one they're defending lol

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something about a lot of dems... like yeah, they want to avoid certain questions, they wanna change the topic, they wanna bullshit you. nothing surprising there. but they're not good at it either. we are rife with bullshitters who aren't any good at bullshitting.

Aquarius: Your plan to outline a loose idea for a first step towards getting the ball rolling on to-be impending development of burgeoning intentions to begin ramping up a sense of urgency around the push to explore the concept of self-motivation has been canceled due to lack of interest.

Aries: You’re trying your best, which makes your situation even more tragic.

beautiful moment in Wawa today… older dude, probably 70-75, wearing a sharp tan suit with a crisp colorful button-up underneath, waiting in line with a coffee young guy, probably 20-25, walks up and taps him on the shoulder “yo, you look fresh as hell, man” old dude might still be beaming

Kyle Pitts scores a touchdown, trucks a mic operator, then he and Drake London make sure she's OK and on her feet before celebrating. cool as hell

First of all i dont have 'meltdowns' or get 'over-stimumated'. These are simply Rockabilly Freakouts, and are totally normal