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This is fake pragmatism, an all-too-familiar gear for powerful Democrats. “Getting stuff done” will need votes that ALSO won’t be there with a Trump veto. Unless it’s something the fascist GOP finds acceptable. Which, fucking NO. So let’s not pretend there are better (and easier) things to do.

"Journalists often use the words 'unsubstantiated' or 'uncorroberated' when referring to the allegations victims have levied against powerful men, like Trump. Instead of saying these women’s accounts are not corroborated, maybe it’s time we say they were not investigated in spite of clear patterns."

does someone who knows 3ds homebrew better than i do know how i managed to set my 3ds's region to "British Columbia, Japan"

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

Will Chamberlain of the Thiel-backed Edmund Burke Foundation (which organizes NatCon) says that “The Brazilian regime should look carefully at what has happened to Venezuela and Cuba, and remember that this hemisphere belongs to the United States of America.” 1/

lmao at Bill Maher getting the Rosie burn notice treatment from president showbiz. He worked so hard for this

You really need to work hard to be the most obsequious member of Trump’s cabinet — by, for instance, eating lunch at Cheesecake Factory and alerting Fox Business, so they can interview you in defense of Obama’s joke about the White House decor. Well done Secretary Bessent! Your move, Doug Burgum!

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

what a thoroughly fucked brain ruminates upon

happy new benn day to all who celebrate

crow still got it

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

don’t you worry your stupid, poor little hearts, fuckers; the rich continue to get richer! now rejoice, my simps.

Here’s something you should know about minks: They have lungs and airways remarkably similar on a cellular level to those of people. They’ve spread flus and infected humans before with COVID-19. Right now, bird flu is spreading on a Utah farm filled with thousands of them… 🧵

For fuck’s sake

this is some of the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen valued above 600m tbh

having now seen You Can See Everything, i am filled with many confusing thoughts, but one is clear: she should dump him

Strikes me that this is an invitation to enjoy masturbation, fine, but with no possibility whatever of orgasm. dopamineshop.co

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

It went 50 miles an hour, had no pedals, and legally required the driver to have a motorcycle license. You may as well call a bazooka a bicycle and label them a menace to society.

we cannot co-exist with people like this. we either find a way to excise them, or we let them choke us with their ignorance.

has anyone else noticed that the bot profiles on here seem to really love coffee?

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Just giving the old guy who used to have my phone numbers land away

corruption and fraud above a certain amount should be treated as seriously as murder. because fraud kills. corruption kills. when a congressman pushes a bill to, say, build a highway because they personally will make $3 million selling land for that project, we should lock them up for life.

I have one of these, thanks to a very good friend, but until now had no idea where it was designed!

this puffy meemaw’s boy always telling people they should be more grateful

You can’t even suck shit anymore because of Woke

I didn't watch Shane Gillis's SNL monologue about how women who won't fuck him are whores or whatever but here's an unrelated quote from one of my favorite comedy guys variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

David Brooks doesn't even know what they do at a goddamn Applebee's. He can kindly shut the fuck up about "what we do here in America."

My god. A Virginia data center ran backup diesel generators full blast for 24 hours, creating a giant cloud of toxic smoke that choked its human neighbors. The government claimed there was nothing they could do.

This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this

none of this is even about the diesel per se, it’s about motivating an end to US support for ukraine on the basis of ukraine bombing oil refineries, which the US knows ukraine can’t and won’t stop doing because the strategic value of doing it is so absurdly high as to make it an imperative

The NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.

Well folks it happened: a U.S. district court has ruled that Americans no longer have to go through the ATF and register to acquire short-barreled rifles, shotguns or suppressors. This is a massive change to gun laws in this country and also...not likely to change much. I'll explain.

Ossoff: "Tonight, a united Georgia will hear the trial the Mike Collins. Mike Collins has brought dishonor to our state through his personal bigotry and his widely documented ties to white nationalists. And he's sold out Georgia in his pathetic child-like devotion to Donald Trump."

anyway, never ever believe the cops when they say anything, unless the cops say mamdani definitely 100% signed off on something they did that you’re mad about, in which case you have to believe them

there’s a tendency movements have to generate an intrinsic animus over time, in addition to the political objective which serves as their original, motivating animus, and it is usually a net-negative to the movement overall