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UPDATE: Brandon Woodruff To Pitch Ninth Inning of World Series Game 3

Why is Caminero wearing Cubs earrings? #BREWERS

Levering saying that struck me, and I couldn't think of why. I'll bet you anything this is why.

Look this isn’t my lane, but color me completely unsurprised that people who say “oh I’m just against trans people in sports” are usually not just against trans people in sports.

EXTEND FICKELL #Badgers

Cubs are 44-28 since June 10. That's a 99-win pace. That level of play has taken them from 8 games behind the Brewers on June 10 to 9 games behind the Brewers on Sept. 2.

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

“Communism is BAD! Also, here’s the new price of beef, the new price of gas…and oh, I’d like to shout out my best friend Kim Jong Un.”

Jeanine Pirro is a DUI hire.

I drew this August 23, 2022, and it’s coming to pass.

If a used car salesman told you that an automobile had fundamentally never been in an accident, and was fundamentally well-cared for its previous owner and had an odometer that was fundamentally correct, you would know with certainty that the car had gone through hell and was for shit.

Let's all use this occasion to take a look at the many ways Tennessee Republicans have shown how much they value and respect the Traditional Nuclear Family™

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

I assume we are going to burn all those Wisco Brewers jerseys now?

The Green New Deal's carbon tax turned out to be the disastrous outcome of the war we conducted along the way

If you assume that “based” means “insufferable asshole“ you will rarely be wrong.

Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."

Sinners was robbed.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

Help, my Claude code instances have unionized

TIL that Neil Sedaka was still alive.

A lot of people are awfully quick to forget that Kash Patel had the assist on the first period goal yesterday.

Great thread!

Wow

Every time I watch, it seems like there are more coaches.

Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/

Imagine this in a trial. Devastating first-hand witness to Alex Pretti's killing Declaration filed in federal court: "I don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him."

And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.

Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry. It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.

The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

What we are watching is a paramilitary force learning that they can kill with impunity, that the regime will smear the victim and defend them. Unless politicians and the legal system exerts accountability, it will not stop. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/past-the-b...

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

It'd be kinda cool if the Packers decide to play football at some point in the 2nd half.

So when you go in for, say, an appendectomy - and it costs $47,300, you just dig out your $1500 from your HSA and tell the hospital you'll pay them over the next 30 years, unless you have another medical issue in that time? That's the healthcare plan?

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Someone must stop these low-wage servants from buying all the houses!

Sooooooo close.

Looks like the answer is going to be 64 yards, assuming no offsides penalty.

The Packers do practice between games, right?

How long is the missed field goal going to be? #Packers

Being annoyed that someone else's health event is taking attention from you is the essence of Trump.