Kerry Flynn

“The ass-man-in-chief says his fixation with Ohio’s second-ranking senatorial caboose is just a one-off.”

I just early voted so my next two weeks is dedicated to getting out the vote. This will be the funniest canvass training you’ve ever attended. 🥳

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid https://theonion.com/aoc-tidies-up-in-case-federal-agents-stop-by-for-raid/

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs

James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

This is so well done. 👌

God so love the world, he had his only son publicly executed for not having a parade permit. Happy Easter!

Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

The people who support $12B in corporate welfare to farms and forgave $80B in auto bailouts and forgave $700B in bank bailouts and forgave $755B in PPP loans want you to know that forgiving medical debt and student debt is socialism😐

Why would a "well regulated militia" allow any fool to keep automatic weapons in their home?

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25% tax on Apple products while singling out the CEO by name for retribution, 50% tax on European goods, expulsion of foreign students, bill passed with most debt in history, while hosting a dinner for people who gave you $300+ million. All in the last 24 hours. The Golden Age.

Trump saves world from brink of disaster he created by creating smaller disaster that’s also extremely damaging and unnecessary. It’s the Trump way. The art of the schlemiel.

Bring it you fascist fuck.

What do these corporations have in common? Netflix Ford Tesla T-Mobile Duke Energy DISH Network Metlife Dominion Energy United States Steel In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes. This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

Wait two thousand years, and the best Anti-christ they can come up with is this sack of shit?

AntiCult, where are't tho?

Jasmine Crockett lists her qualification to explain how no matter what degrees she has she is disqualified because she's black #News #News&Politics

Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs theonion.com/industr...

Still searching amz for ideas, usually weird shit.

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Tom Brady's first real test as Raiders minority owner/majority influence is coming soon. Will he be able to persuade key players (starting with QB) to come to Las Vegas? www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

I'm going to blame Joe for not taking care of this shit after being granted immunity from the COURT!

Is it time to rename a swamp after a president?

Trump’s funeral ratings will be YUGE.

Yeah, he went full Nazi.

We* are so stupefied by advertising, one tenth of a penny is still used to sway us in gasoline sales! * "We" is used to be less offensive.

Since trump showed up lot's of real stories seem like they came from The Onion. It was like the dems had nominated don king, another great hair guy.

www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2... Coming soon!

Greenland, Panama, Canada, are these the borders of the Iron Dome?

The main argument for a Strategic BItcoin Reserve seems to be that Bitcoin holders worry about an impending shortage of greater fools and need the US government to act as the greatest fool of last resort.

If we did a fraction of the research into our candidates for elected office as we did for our fantasy football teams, we would have the government we desperately need.

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Sherm wasn't a successful receiver in college. He switched positions permanently, not during the game.

Lynch maintained a pleasant demeanor during that tedious interview.

It’s a question we ask all the time.

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

It’s awful how sickos can get children who were born compassionate to re-assign themselves as assholes.