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I am not at all convinced this is satire.

pass it on www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Lmaoooo

Some say he’s Kush Patel now. 😁

i thought these were sposed to be farsical.

Is prediction market inside information taxed like tips?

Wow. Is this tv?

Of COURSE it's Don Julio. Expensive artificiality for posturing and whatnot. Fits. 😜

Ugh... Don Julio.

Perfect!! 💪🏼😂

LOL--! omg I like that 😜

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BREAKING UPDATE: The bottle girl was actually the Pakistani mediator.

What's the over-under that this'll become prophetic

Bhhhhaaaaa so close to reality he’s gonna investigate your writers for stalking or maybe sue u for defamation

Aren't we glad we got rid of DEI

"bottle girl"?

So you wanna go back to my place or what?

In an effort to one-up the current matrix we live in, The Onion pumps-up the crazy+funny to 13, only to realize they've once again been one-upped by the matrix. The Onion: Twice the prophetic power vs The Simpsons and you don't have to watch a cartoon. Available in the non-fiction section 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Satire is very much untouchable still! It actually has been challenged recently and won! We still get to mock public figures until they pout themselves into obscurity.

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Still ends up crying in the corner

...and he still couldn't score...

I think she likes me

"Are you on Signal? I can send you the files."

I know how this story turns out. 😱 www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH...

I'm enjoying these #Onions, yes, I am -- but I'm also stressed out seeing this photo cuz I mean jeeezus look at her face, she looks scared & miserable. I'm worried about that girl. Anyone done a welfare check on her??

Ickyman

I didn't even notice it was an Onion article at first...because...well...it's totally plausible...and all that shit He's has SO fuckin' done that...guaranteed

The Bottle Girl would be a great nickname for Kash.

Not at mescal level.

I guffawed. This headline is an instant classic. Well done @theonion.com

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Thank god this was an Onion headline. Not that it couldn’t be a real headline at this point.

Hilarious

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