Calmed down

Hate it when my complex past comes to light

Winning pitcher Ian Seymour Just like we all expected. What an atmosphere at the Trop tonight!

Rays up! A beautiful night for indoor baseball

go rays

Really excited to upload my “I voted” sticker I received yesterday to YouTube TV so I can opt out of all political ads. They replace them with moments of zen.

@itsfelder.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social

Every Halloween, Chip and I offer solid alternatives for when you run out of candy. Latest: - a cappuccino - handful of random Legos - tennis ball - AA and AAA batteries from your junk drawer that you’re pretty sure still work - USB cable - Kraft Single More: www.junkmilesshow.com/talking-hubi...

It must be infuriating to coordinate a full court press of manufactured panic about cutting off parents across multiple publications only for Vivek Ramaswamy of all people to blow it up by loudly reminding everyone why it happens.

i love all the lyrics to the sunday night football song APE FIGHT LAUNDRY NIGHT TRACTOR BEAM

This guy has the juice.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Go Gators

Go Gators

Go Rays

THIS GUY I call him Socrates because he's a Greek going deep, and that offensive line is gonna get him killed

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

Seeing banal sayings in the NFL end zones like “It takes all of us” and I would like to see “Some girls are bigger than others” just to mix it up some.

Love a great tailgate scene

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.

This card has never been used to purchase birth control

I don’t care if it was a 48 yard extra point. I was told this is the best kicker. Taunt and kick the point.

this is why that $5k rebate is so important

Rams might as well take knees

every time FSU loses I think about how sad the two glitter guys must be during the hourlong glitter removal process

Speaking on behalf of FX people everywhere, we neither have the time nor the crayons to explain this to him.

Rest in peaches, Wendell Berry. And because I am not as well adjusted as he: God dammit, cosmos, take the destroyers and leave us the artists.

If you go to an Irish bar called The Paddy Wagon, you should be prepared to scrap right?

COME ON

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

I love Minneapolis

optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty Bond Analyst: the cup has nothing to do with the 10yr yield being above 4.7

The Revelation of John:

The Gospel of John:

Tactical q-zips, now in camo