Tom Elliott

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Would volunteer 125 hours a week for a single issue candidate whose issue was "drown James Carville in Malört"

Oh word?

Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.

Genuinely: Insurance should be a state-run corporation. Every dime spent on Flo or Limu is theft from the policyholders

Andrew Painter

Oh no (Phillies)

Eagles: Not allowed to win tonight hopefully Dalton is gone tomorrow

Andy Dalton is terrible and it's insane that he's the Eagles' QB2.

This Says Something About Society

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

He imposed Shania Law

I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh

This is upsetting in a visceral way

[me using a nudify app on my pervert glasses with random women on the street] I need to know which way Mecca is

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

Has to be good enough for top 24 in the Ringer rankings

Watching Snatch (2000) no reason

HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.

Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do

Arrest him?

The fact that both Democrats and Republicans are racing to the 10 side of a 90-10 issue really tells you a lot about the state of our democracy (it's a corporatocracy), and how both parties view democracy in general (as a nuisance).

It doesn't make sense! How does Etienne look they're not showing this game at all on Red Zone

Something to cling to and promote the hell out of: leveraging POSITIVE TIPPING POINTS www.theguardian.com/environment/...

do not into that good night be gently guided--

Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys https://theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more-merchandise-with-new-philadelphia-eagles-themed-jerseys/

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

Why young people hate AI even more?

[pushing a button on my desk that is not connected to anything and speaking to no one]: janice, hold my calls youtu.be/o4I-Y8XiBIs?...

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

@mcbrungus.bsky.social

I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America

“El Niño will act like a climate time machine, temporarily pushing global temperatures to levels that might not otherwise be reached for another decade or so.” www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

Are you tired of having to double take everything you see online because it might be fake AI slop? Get ready to double take your own photos because they may be fake AI slop.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

1) win lottery 2) buy a minor league team 3) get super interested in the concessions setup 4) open a speakeasy on the third base line 5) ???? 6) debtor's prison

the 2026 buisness owner

This is how she got banned from Bluesky btw