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Every MAGA I know is one of the stupidest fucking people I know. Just something I've noticed

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

TRANSLATION: Donald Trump won't let us, and we're all pissing-in-our-pants terrified of him because he says mean things about us if we don't do every childish, petty, vindictive, crazy thing he says.

"Women don't like Star Trek because if they liked the things I like and still won't date me that means..."

The four horsemen of I’m out of real snacks… - cereal but not the good cereal - olives from the jar - shredded cheese - expired chocolate chips

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are

You just know that stupid ballroom is going to be covered in gold leaf and gaudy chandeliers

Notice how it’s always, “the Bible must inform our laws!” until it comes to the +2,000 verses in the Bible that discuss the generous use of wealth and possessions in a way that prioritizes the needs of the poor, this sick, the stranger, the vulnerable, and the oppressed.

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

The @guardian publishes the names of Gaza children killed by Israel. 18,457 and growing. (“Does not include thousands still buried under the rubble”) www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

Thanks, New Yorker

RFK has created “an atmosphere of fear and distrust” in public health agencies, in which “scientific findings are censored, evidence is disregarded, and career officials are pressured to rubber-stamp conclusions that are not backed by science.” www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.

These brave brave ICE agents, protecting us all from...grandma

MOCK THEM some more

What the fuck

It’s the Epstein files shutdown.

They're not even pretending to target "hamas" any more

On Monday, RFK posted a rambling video on the HHS X account showing a series of graphs and directly stating that vaccines have had minimal impact on human health and saving lives. Today, in response, we brought our own graphs. We will not let his dangerous nonsense go unanswered.

I remain dumbfounded that THIS is the leader they elected

This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

NO MORE FATTIES. Does that mean we get a new commander in chief

while I am writing up what just happened here’s a column i made earlier www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

"Full force" the fuck does that mean

why did one straw break the camel’s back? here’s the secret: the million other straws underneath it.

“We are a legitimate legal enterprise” shrieks the group hands deep in eviscerating the Constitution

If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files

It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

Peter Thiel giving lectures about the antichrist is just another illustration of the fact that the most dangerous thing about billionaires is that they exist in a world where nobody tells them their stupid ideas are stupid and are therefore prone to inflict their stupid ideas on all of us.

Trump had his accounts suspended on January 7, 8, and 9th 2020. WHEN HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. It was not Joe Biden because Biden was not President.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Wanna know how to tell whoever is running the CDC has no clue what they're talking about? It's "correlate of protection," not "correlative protection." h/t @malar0ne.bsky.social In another era, this would be extremely embarrassing.

They are allowed actually, there's even this document you sold copies of compiled with the Bible for some reason that says they're allowed

Once again, American Girl for the win

The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work.

Thank god

i wheeze laughed at this one. diabolical