Lance Heiskell

"God dammit, Merrill." Pat Murphy is a national treasure and having him mic'd up for this catch was amazing.

Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.

I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.

<Jerry Lewis voice>

WSJ: The data-center backlash “is feeding off a ‘broader-based belief that the system is broken and no longer working for the average person. .. it’s become, I would say, even a poster child for it.’” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/tech/inside-...

So as the NYTimes is blocked from AI scraping, Meta will now be getting news from Newsmax. What could possibly go wrong?

It’s just stunning. The White House trailer park.

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

Hat tip to @effinbirds.com

Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.

Last night, a giant of broadcasting left the air, leaving many bereft but grateful for his long career. I refer of course to Bill Kurtis, our judge and scorekeeper for the last 12 years. Here’s part of his farewell to the audience after his last taping.

JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING POST OFFICE HOURS JESUS CHRIST

I’m sure it doesn’t help that Trump withdrew the U.S. from the WHO on day one. Then his administration laid off 2,400 CDC workers, including all the civilian staff in the Vessel Sanitation Program, the exact team responsible for inspecting cruise ships and responding to outbreaks.

Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

The Supreme Court hears arguments tomorrow in Monsanto v. Durnell a case that could gut the ability of Americans to sue pesticide makers for cancer.

*Dead media studies, often enlightening in unusual, politicized ways

Yes, please!!! gothamist.com/news/here-co...

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

What Would Naruto Do? WWND

Saw the first one in the wild today. Wal-mart in Hurst, Texas. Tarrant County DFW.

I detest supermarket math.

justified “FUCK THE TARIFFS” chant in Winnipeg 😁🇨🇦 #AEWDynamite

Social media companies have shown us they won't step up, so Illinois is stepping in. It's time to pass the Children's Social Media Safety Act.

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

I’m at ICE HQ

Aracelis Leon is the first woman to ever be president of the Venezuelan Baseball Federation. She and her team just captured Venezuela’s first championship in any international sports competition since 1945. Now and forever, she is a baseball legend. 📸: @aleon_fvboficial on Instagram

$80 billion, well spent.

What just about every day of 2026 feels like.

Sometimes all I've got left is sarcasm. And when that runs out, I get serious.

Let's #AEWCollision!

RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

My Firefly March 15th guesses: 1: Firefly audio plays similar to Doctor Who by Big Finish 2: Documentary on the fandom that's kept this show alive 3: Behind the Scenes Retrospective Podcast 4: Please don't let this be a Kickstarter project...

THIS JUST IN from @therealjoebob123.bsky.social: "Y'all just watch the show tonight." #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

ICE just grabbed NASHVILLE Noticias reporter Estefany Rodriguez outside of a gym. “She was with her husband, a 🇺🇸 citizen — her attorney says she came legally, sponsored by her husband, has a pending green card application.” She also has a daughter. www.wsmv.com/2026/03/05/n...

The U.S. war on Iran is now estimated to cost $1 billion per day. Meanwhile Americans are told there’s no money for healthcare, hospitals, or basic social programs.

Great Quotes in Military History.

Everything changes. New tech is always a disruptor. You can still have feelings even when you know this is all cyclical and will happen again in the next technology cycle.

A good time to remind you to support independent media. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

makeup artists and hair stylists, pee elsewhere

every time i go to the window to check the snow

Loved it

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

Sunflowers, by Joan Mitchell, 1990-91, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

"The owners of a Dallas County warehouse that ICE had planned to use as a mega detention center said Monday it will not sell or lease the property to the federal government. “God answered our prayers,” the Hutchins Mayor said after learning of the decision... www.dallasnews.com/news/immigra...

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.