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Question, so if Super Mario Brothers tells us that flowers make plumbers throw fire at turtles, and science says that plumbers actually fix pipes in exchange for money…can anyone explain it?

Trump: "We'll never be a manufacturing c**t, company -- uh -- country again"

Literally the first shot of this "historically accurate" Odyssey movie shows a boat that A) Has no steering oar. B) Is under full sail *and* full rowers while entering a cave, presumably to dock inside.

A bad week for Trump and co?

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He is so close to getting it

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

That this is in THE WASHINGTON POST is almost too much irony to bear.

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

изненадващо, в УК гласовете за Гюров са ~ два пъти повече от колкото за Йотова. обикновено резултатите са много по-депресиращи и безумия като възраждане събират идиотски голям вот

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

Бразилия, население 200+ милиона, изборния ден приключил преди 3 часа: 99% бюлетини преброени България, население 6.4 милиона, изборния ден приключил преди 5 часа: 47% бюлетини преброени 🙄

🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 25-year-old Argentinian biologist Pilar Ferrer has developed an injectable gel that helps repair damaged heart tissue after a heart attack

of all of the people in this administration who deserve to go to jail stephen miller deserves to go to jail the most

Just to be clear... Prop 40 is a ONE-TIME retroactive tax. It applies ONLY to billionaires and would tax just 5% of their wealth — which grew 30% in 2025. California's billionaires would still be worth $2T+ AFTER the tax. The revenue will fund healthcare for millions of Californians. Vote YES.

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Детето ме пита как така пенсионираме хората на 65, а им даваме да стават депутати и президенти "разни над-70 годишни дъртаци? Давайте само грешни или само верни отговори, все тая!

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

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Charles Henry Bennett, ‘X is for Extinct’, from "Beasts, Birds and Fishes; An Alphabet For Boys & Girls", 1855

THE SUPREME CULT

Румъния обвини Русия за атаката срещу кораба KHORYV край Констанца (обновена).

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It is driving me mad that we are ignoring that Turning Point UK is freelancing as foreign agents for at least two countries, working with terrorists for contract killings and this is all on tape and no UK press outfit or the Prime Minister feels compelled to say anything.

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We've uncovered that this group of people, funded by a foreign country, are, in conjunction with previously convicted terrorist groups, organising killings, paid protest agitation, and masked rioting across the UK. But they do have some legitimate concerns, so,

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

You'd have to tax them really hard to stop being billionaires.

Laws, to the Right, aren't there to treat people equally - they're there to protect good people and hurt bad people. So if the law ever restricts or impedes a 'good person,' then it's wrong, just like if it ever protects or defends a 'bad person.'