Mike Ensminger Fan Account

Gonna start a thread of “Project 2029” legislation I think a future Dem trifecta should enact ASAP. I’m largely agnostic on the order it should happen in, except for: 1) Day one priority: court unpacking. Double (at least) the size of SCOTUS. Drastically increase circuit and district court sizes.

I don’t think I can reach out to him about this position at UCLA

THAT’S GODDAMN RIGHT

Meanwhile, the official Rosecrans FB account is sending me weird DMs? Maybe don’t outsource the whole thing to a Meta bot, guys. Anyways my family has enough history there that I don’t need your bot-help?

I can think of one other reason that makes sense.

Rolled up to the Walmart on Von Karman and Barranca at 10 pm and there were five—FIVE—Irvine PD black and whites out front. Must have had a single shoplifter!

Miss me with complaints about smoke-filled rooms and unaccountable power brokers overruling the wishes of the voters and rigging primaries

A part of this not mentioned is that Texas used to let kids transition. I volunteered at a camp for trans kids in Houston when I was in college (pre transition I know I know how did I not know I was trans). Guess where part of that camp was? Texas Children’s. That’s how much we lost

Finished product. I have four kids, excuse the mess.

Banner drop for Miami MBB tonight

it would be very funny if Bijan Robinson showed up with Talarico on an off day

DOGE cutting funding for blacktop repair because the search filter saw "black"

/Art Brut voice Other Spurs went and other Spurs came I can’t get over my old flame All my friends think I’m insane I’m still in love with Ha-ary Kane

Bumatay going waaaaaay out of his way to excuse some truly awful DOJ lawyering in dissent. The only reason DOJ suddenly learned CA had started counting mail ballots is because DOJ didn’t bother to read the California Elections Code before filing suit.

during the 2023 WGA strike. a real one.

The money? It’s up, way up, but Wall Street hates Netflix anyway for ~reasons~

They couldn't move the Hawks game to 12:30? Idk man, the Bucks moved their home opener to the afternoon to accommodate people watching the Brewers, not even using the same arena.

People who are smarter at football than me: this excellent thread lays out the proof of what’s wrong with Michigan’s offense. But I don’t understand the how. Beck had good offenses in previous stops! What isn’t working at Michigan?

Got this in the slow cooker for dinner, looking forward to it

How cooked? Moeller mom congratulating St. X cooked.

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

Justice for the CCNY Beavers

Lula is to my left. Magyar is to my right. And I don’t care in the slightest, because they are the candidates of democracy against autocracy.

She did a great job btw. So proud of her.

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Now imagining pictures of random congress members on the screen and Chuck being asked “who he play for”

Man, SportsCenter is desperate for content when the #1 play is a guy from Boston College tomahawk dunking over a kid from MIT up 40 points in an exhibition game.

Come on untimed down

USC needs an offensive mind to develop its Southland QB talent pipeline Someone like Steve Sarkisian

There's HOW many quarters in a football game?!

“USC has all three timeouts” it ain’t gonna matter announcer guy

for any texas fans who need this

dabo swinney you just got clowned in a late game scenario by james franklin. go home and be a family man

Can we hire George Clooney and Anna Kendrick to fire Lincoln Riley

No, I am Oregon Trail Generation

How bad can it b---- oh no

They’re expanding the playoff to 24 because everyone is absolute ass

Of course the Cardinals doubled them up. There’s two Balls and only one Sac