My Halloween name is Ian

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bot reposting a poorly cropped, oddly grainy image of a human post—forever.

Add “between my legs” to a movie title: Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins Between My Legs (That's MC Joel Grey there, in his finest role.)

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

RIP Walter❤️

That's so Ratatouille can see

Reform and Tories have pledged to reverse ULEZ repeatedly.

Just stop making the railway out of beef jerky and use steel instead. share.google/xKZ7hd7Le8nn...

This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku: Crying like a door Noisier than a badger The fresh, warm pillow #JohnMastodon has spoken.

Thanks, Siri.

Whenever I feel the urge to register a new domain name and build a web site that might already exist, I think of this. "Why don't you just leave things the way they are?" "Because... Uh, normal people... Because I wouldn't have my tower. I want... I want the tower." #MyTower youtu.be/lz1F5FkocsA

I think I'm going to start following a policy of blocking anyone in my timeline who posts unattributed images of text that were clearly not written by the poster. Simply doing this would eliminate many of the bots and most of the uninteresting halfwits.

On October 23, 2000, TV show 'Dora the Explorer' aired episode "Wizzle Wishes"

Lara Ricote is the new Kristen Schaal.

No, Amelia Earhart was *not* eaten by coconut crabs after crash-landing on Nikumaroro, because they must not and do not exist: this is merely a part of the sugar nightmare that you are enduring because you broke into the Halloween chocolate multipack a week early.

If you remove the wings from bottom-left bat, you've pretty much got Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo.

Approving the Jackdaw gas field solves none of our problems, while contributing to the existential crisis of climate breakdown. The government has privileged special interests above the general interest. It's a shameful, cowardly decision.

I still haven't found an answer to my question of whether Snooker Song, from Mike "Wombles" Batt's musical The Hunting of the Snark, and used as the theme tune for Jim Davidson's Big Break, is really about the threat of anal rape. "I'm gonna be snookering you tonight!" youtu.be/QI9F55AHXoM

One Piss Direction

I love how many of my pals became a Nathan Fielder fan this weekend. You guys are in for such a mind-bending ride.

everyone shut the fuck up I'm about to pull twins

There's a strange pattern to be found in the forename initials of the press secretaries under Trump. What comes after the KKK? 1. Sean Spicer 2. Sarah Huckabee Sanders 3. Stephanie Grisham 4. Kayleigh McEnany 5. Karoline Leavitt 6. Katie Zacharia

Unless the Wikipedia article on Superintelligence (sic) is an elaborate hoax, this is an actual film poster and not AI-generated drollery. Of course, James Corden is the voice of the AI. So yes, pass the indifference bag – but I would like to see POTUS Jean Smart and William Daniels reprising KITT.

If you are a teacher, a good teacher, I think you will be gratified by watching the new Mike Flanagan #Carrie series as far as the end of ep. 2: it even made me cry. (I don't remember that in the De Palma film.) I can't vouch for it beyond that: maybe your avatars will be destroyed with dinner forks

Not everybody knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade.

I do hope that Rubio sanctioning the International Criminal Court because one of its judges won the Nobel prize instead of Trump comes up fairly frequently when he tries to run for president. Like daily.

On October 9, 1989, TV show 'ALF' aired episode "We're in the Money"

Fuckin' 'ell! @charlottechurch.bsky.social is cool now. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

they drag out these teeth, as Michigan oxen drag stumps of old oaks out of wild wood lands

“No fannies, no trannies, No fatties or batties; No beardos, no weirdos, No paedos or reados; No EVs, no CVs, No LGBTVs: These are a few Of my bigliest peevies.”

The Littlest Hobo wasn't very little, though.

As Churchill famously said, we shall debate fascist semantics in the New York Times, we shall debate it on Channel 4 News, we shall debate it on the BBC (coming soon)... We shall never surrender! @astra.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/cd0kC...

Where has this video been all of my life? I think I will return to this when feeling low, in the same way that I currently use a snifter of Laphroaig 10 or the lick of the back of a frog. And yes, I do think Jack Nance derived his entire acting persona from Albert Hall here. youtu.be/GmnnLs0v9_s

Gouldian finches 12-15cm tropical savanna and open woodlands of northern Australia. black faced male and the red faced female performing mating ritual hopping up and down Nest inside a a tree hollow both take turns incubating 16 days, feed chicks 25 days in the nest, and 3 weeks after fledging.

35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"

Why did they call where horses live a stable and not a neighborhood.

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him