Chris Smith

Is this something people are saying?

According to UNICEF Israel kills a classroom full of Palestinian children every single day through bombardment, deprivation of resources, and starvation. 28 on average

Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people

When Kendrick said "bing bop boom boom boom bop bam" I felt that

In 30 years the kids aren’t going to believe us when we tell them how good Alex Caruso has been this playoff run

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

A statement from the Board of Trustees of the Vagina Museum regarding trans inclusion.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

Remember to never again vote for Gavin Newsom for anything unless it’s to be Governor of the Bottom of The Sea

So there you have it. Could you read braille with your clitoral glans? Maybe, if all circumstances are perfectly met. Should you? We'll leave that up to you. Please let us know if you try it, we're a Vagina Museum, we collect these sorts of stories.

A key component of conservatism is that, if given the chance, everyone would be as shitty as conservatives would be.

If you are a scientist or policy expert working on something related to climate or the environment, and your work has been impacted by these cuts, either directly or indirectly, and you want to tell @thebulletin.org about it, you can email me jmckenzie@thebulletin.org (or jsmckenzie@protonmail.com)

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

When you’re in line at the supermarket next week and prices have gone up, you’ll know who to blame: Donald Trump and his tariffs.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

like, trump is an evil piece of shit but he is actually following through on the evil shit his voters want! not incredibly shocking he has the hitler vote locked down!

If you made this argument back in the day you were smugly dismissed as an economically illiterate lefty. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

So this is just lying, right

This is an excellent point

i wish communist brainwashing was real

My son and I just watched Sonic 3 and it got me thinking. Has anyone gone on more rampages in movies than Keanu?

The Act makes sense if you start from the premise of (1) police are very good at arresting only criminals and (2) the immigration system is efficient and doesn't leave people with messed up statuses. If you believe either, please also know I am the bank account inspector and I need your login info.

The Biden administration has carved out a loophole for itself so the TikTok ban won't apply to certain government staff, according to a document signed by Secretary of State Blinken and leaked to me:

I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.

Legos

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty just sent a memo to staff (leaked to me) hailing late CEO as “one of the good guys” who had “a profoundly positive impact on the lives of so many people.” Witty adds: “He was certainly one of the smartest guys. I think he was one of the best guys.”

Well it sucks

Related to recent discourse™, I've noticed how becoming anti-woke and/or anti-trans produce brain rot across every field of human inquiry. Once a person goes down that route, they become incapable of producing thoughtful / interesting commentary on any issue, even if they had in the past.