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#AEW #BANGBANGGANG

Look I want to be absolutely clear. Alberta has no valid grievances.

The Trump-aligned CEO of an American corporation is dismantling one of Canada’s most important industries and 500 Canadian workers could lose their jobs. If we’re serious about making Canada strong, it’s time to take back control of our economy and nationalize Stelco.

I'm watching Widow's Bay and why the fuck did they make Richard Warren look exactly like Andrade El Idolo? #AEW

Was having a half dream this morning in which I was browsing through my Plex library and among the movies was the title "Least viewed angle of Charlie Kirk's assassination"

The only good thing about John A. Macdonald was he was a world class alcoholic. Too shitfaced to handle Fenian raids in Niagara. Puked in the middle of a debate. Fell asleep drunk and set himself on fire weeks before confederation. World-class drunk.

Milk duds should do a promotional campaign with The Simpsons where all the milk duds look like The Dud, and the packaging would say "MilDuds" because the dud looks like Milhouse.

It's time for The Dark Order to make their AEW comeback and finally won those trios belts babey #JoinTheDarkOrder

Mr. @mark-carney.bsky.social please legalize this in Canada to own the Americans, thank you

Let's be so fucking serious for a second, Claudio should wipe the ring with Danny Garcia. It should not be a competitive match at all. Less than 5 minutes. Claudio should make Danny cry. #AEW

Red Velvet is a tremendously talented wrestler and I'm not sad she retained the women's TV title but quite frankly it's ridiculous that we're being subjected to TBS champion Maya World while Velvet is stuck in #RoH Zayda should have won so Red can go tear up the #AEW women's division

#Deathbeforedishonor was the perfect moment to finally reward Top Flight for all the work they put in for Tony Khan but apparently nobody is allowed to rise in the rigid hierarchy of his roster. Utter fucking coward booking

I disrespect any wrestling Tag Team where the members have separate intros. If you're a team enter as a team or fuck off.

Making Statlander eat a pin from Maya is nuts. She should be chasing a second World Championship run and they're making her eat pins by Maya? The disrespect is nauseating. #AEW

You know what I'm just going to say it, I don't think you should bring a dog on a spaceship

Every mf from the Iron Isles is named like Quagor Sharktooth or Gary the fucker

Whatsherface... Ate staple sauce... A heaping bowl of staple sauce...

It is journalistic malpractice to not mention climate change in every report on the fires. Primer for media literacy in this moment: breachmedia.ca/why-is-cbcs-...

Whenever I'm talking about Star Trek

Imagine if there were subreddits called like r/ASoIaFBlackwoods and r/ASoIaFBrackens and the posters on the Brackens subreddit were constantly making posts about how unfairly the Brackens are written, and really the Blackwoods are just as guilty as the Brackens, if not moreso, actually. #HotD

Imagining Rattleshirt from ASoIaF doing bone reviews on YouTube. Like, what up it's ya boy the Lord O' Bones, today I've got a femur from what I think is an ox. Pretty decent quality, good addition to any DIY set of bone armor, maybe as a shin guard or part of a back ensemble.

The Gunns MxM Top Flight GYV Outrunners Premier Athletes Dark Order Brodido Paragon GoA Death Riders Aussie Open The Dogs Frat House Hurt Syndicate Rascalz Infantry LFI Swirl RPG Vice Workhorsemen You could easily have a healthy tag division without bringing in the motor city machine gramps #AEW

This looks like a picture they would use for a fucking funeral

Andrade really didn't need this title. Being champ is a way bigger boon for Mark Davis than Andrade. Davis is going to go back to being a Callis Family Jobber after this and Andrade will get a World Title shot. #AEWRedemption

Andrade vs Davis is an ideological clash on the concept of masculinity. #AEWRedemption

She should be the one to take the belt off of Dunkzilla #AEWRedemption #AEW 🤼‍♂️

It just occurred to me that people who have only seen them in AEW don't yet know how much better Hyan is than Maya World. #AEWRedemption

The only people who need more policing are drivers

2/ Instead of doubling down on climate-wrecking pipelines, we can invest in the economy of tomorrow. We can create a million good-paying jobs building big things that'll protect the people and the places that we love. We can lower energy bills and transform Canada into a renewable energy superpower.

This guy is the biggest Crime Minister in Canadian history and the hogs love him because he said a thing from Hockey!

Was having a half dream this morning in which I was browsing through my Plex library and among the movies was the title "Least viewed angle of Charlie Kirk's assassination"

The EMH in Voyager does not possess olfactory senses because he is a hologram but if he was capable of smelling you know he'd be sniffing women

They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.

Incredible chart from @propublica.org. If you don’t follow enviro stuff closely, your instinct might be that the hold-your-nose solution (carbon capture from fossil fuels) would be the “pragmatic” one versus covering Earth in solar panels, which seems utopian. In fact it’s the opposite

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social was it worth the murder of 168 school children? Or the $300 billion Trump promised to get out of this mess? Will you call on Israel to pay for the destruction of Lebanese villages and hospitals? What about this nightmare was worth it? www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Westerosi The Beatles: It's been a Hard Frey's night and I've been killing young king Robb It's been a hard Frey's night and Catelyn's floating like a log

China could build this in less than 8 months

As a straight, cigender man, my Gay Pride hot take is that if the Q in LGBTQ2SIA+ is allowed to work double duty and stand for "Questioning" as well, then the A should be allowed to stand for "Ally"

Zohran presents the world title, shakes hands with Darby, MJF gives him a low blow, grabs a mic and says "Rudy Giuliani was the greatest mayor New York ever had!" Later Zohran stops MJF from using the diamond ring. Takes it and says directly to the camera "I'm going to tax this"

Tony Khan should get Zohran Mamdani in a program at #AEW #DoubleorNothing. He could be a special guest to present the world title in the main event and he shakes Darby's hand but then MJF gives him a low blow and says that the best mayor of New York was Rudy Giuliani. The pop would be insane

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Once China develops their own Steven Soderbergh it's over for Hollywood.

Sorry to say but it's an Eminem song and the fact that so few people are prepared to admit this terrible truth shows we have failed some generational test.