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*plays a secret chord* The Lord: 👍🏻

I feel like if the state tries to kill you with lethal injection then you live then you should get to go free or at least get a special treat of some kind, like everyone in the prison gets an ice cream party

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

*first breath after coming out of a three year coma* don’t sleep on croutons

*catching up with an old friend* hi, how are you? Oh, me? Well my brain is still kind of defective, which I apparently need to keep relearning in a seemingly never ending cycle of illusory progress and frustrating reversals!

Not a huge fan of the DSA but the level of sputtering outrage they create among the gatekeeper class seems like a ringing endorsement to me.

Cat Steven’s favorite notebook style? Ooh baby baby it’s a wide ruled

For riding or for eating? (Recommended response when someone says they love horses)

*applies lib balm menacingly*

I’m choosing to reject neurodivergence and embrace my identity as a shithead

I think a better question is where HAVEN’T all the cowboys gone

Found what appears to be part of a snakeskin in my yard last night, maybe 1.5 inches across at widest point? I’m hoping a hawk dropped it mid-snack.

i'm at the heat wave i'm at the canadian wildfire smoke i'm at the diarrhea lettuce i'm at the combination heat wave canadian wildfire smoke diarrhea lettuce

Four house-shaking and frankly terrifying military flyovers in the past half hour. I just hope the most racist Ohio family you've ever met gets a chance to enjoy this before they all pass out from heat exhaustion.

I’m Congressman Tom Kean and this is Jackass

They should make a movie where turning into a monster is a metaphor for something

Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.

I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.

Oh cool, we're applying the arguments of the ephebophilia guys to who it's okay to kill.

Oh, this explains the SpaceX IPO

So much tech innovation ultimately just becomes either pornography or gambling

Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars.

The poll results didn’t *exactly* say that I’m also very popular and charismatic but it’s kind of implied

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

holy shit doess this mean you'll stop fucking emailing and texting me now, James Carville, because if so OH THANK JESUS

Didn’t Brad Lander give Brad Lander a win? Why is it so hard to just report what actually happened

Maybe what the reflecting pool, is reflecting? It’s America. #thoughts #thinking

Happy Father's Day to the dads who may not get the cards, but they'll never take away the kid's likeness

Whoever had the idea to make the longest day of the year World Giraffe Day - 👏🏻 good job

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

Coming down with a cold so I guess I had weird fever dreams last night… woke up with the idea that thinking thoughts in ALL CAPS was somehow giving me superpowers. 🤷🏼

Severe to moderate plaque psoriasis

Honestly and seriously? Gillibrand should resign.

It’s post your favorite underrated guitar solo night youtu.be/0B_WsMMl0IE?...

*Trump voice* allahu akbar

Walking into a conference room at a venture capital firm, all I’ve got is a post-it note with the words “AI Hat”

In the meantime, for god's sake, sign up for The Onion while it's on sale. It's $75 for a year's worth of papers. This has been a pain in the ass, and we've gotta pay these lawyers somehow. membership.theonion.com

Every post on Instagram is like “I like my coffee ONION and my women PANCAKES”

Midjourney abruptly pivoting to medical spas with ultrasonic body scans smells of AI psychosis www.midjourney.com/medical/blog...