Robert Burke

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Honey I Shrunk the Kids Between My Legs

GOOD MORNING WASHINGTON! Scarlett O'Hairdye here, reminding you to do your Civic Booty and get your ballots into a drop box by Nov 3! Piss off a transphobic billionaire today by voting: NO ON I-645 NO ON I-001 NO ON I-638 It's free, easy, and puts you on the side of justice! Tell your friends!

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

Don't let the loud saxophones get ya! Appease Bookie Monster: Snag your cabin (or get a great referral bonus by asking a friend along) for JoCo Cruise 2027 before it's too late! 🎷 DM us if you need help getting started Photo from JoCo Cruise 2026 by Robert Burke #jococruise

Are you a US citizen not currently living in the US? Now is a good time to vote! @votefromabroad.bsky.social has info about how to get your ballot

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Desert Bus for Hope 2026, the 20th year of Desert Bus! I hope y'all are ready for what promises to be the greatest show on Earth featuring a bus. What mischief, excitement, wonder and hilarity have we cooked up for this most auspicious year? Head to desertbus.org right now!

I guess I'm also in some of these :p

I'm embarrassed to admit I wasn't following @jococruise.bsky.social until now but in my defense I thought I already was! And they've been posting/ using many of the shutternaut pictures I've been taking since a few years ago!

Haaaaaaaaa (Happy Birthday🎂🥳🎁) to Storm of @paulandstorm.bsky.social, one of our JoCo Cruise founders and an all around awesome guy! Photo from JoCo Cruise by Robert Burke

Happy #NationalCrocDay to those who partake Photo (of @scalzi.com) from JoCo Cruise 2026 by Robert Burke

This may be the best picture of me ever taken

@kaitlynhalfpint.bsky.social ALSO, HI!!!

@avilewis.ca, head of the NDP (and husband of @naomiaklein.bsky.social) wants the Canadian government to rescue BioWare. Good for him. It's vital to do everything we can, however futile, to try to stop the Reapers, oops I mean investment funds from destroying everything.

I made lorikeet friends at the Zoo.

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

They'll say it's AI, but yes, it's true, you really can host a block party on your street for Halloween - for free. Here's where you can get details and apply (until October 28!): survey123.arcgis.com/share/a9fa7f... (p.s. it's not AI)

No matter what poverty line you choose, the share of the global population below it has declined. The World Bank's International Poverty Line is an extremely low poverty line. Set at $3 per day, it draws attention to the living conditions of the poorest people on the planet.

Last year you told us what to fix. This year we shipped a new go fix. Coincidence? Not entirely. The 2026 Go Developer Survey is open through Nov 3 -- tell us what’s next: blink.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

There is something so soul crushing about creating art that pushes the needle in the games industry, only to be thanked by using the capital gained from said art to push the ones who created it out of a job.

Street Fighter (2026) is fun and weird and not good in the best ways. The production is immaculate, and the cast clearly seems to be having an amazing time. I'm mad that i don't know how long i have to wait for the next one.

Behold! Two shirts, both alike in dignity. One, celebrates the past, 20 bus routes of stamps adorn its back. The other, a cream colored vision of the present that demands you adorn your 3-D glasses now.

Get in losers we're doing bathtub gin.

@scarlettohairdye.bsky.social apparently, in Baltimore: only as much as 1k. You get to feed the red pandas and learn more about their behind the scenes care! No guarantee of pets though.

congratulations to kelowna's newest councillor

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The problem with being a tall runner is that I can run 10k, but still take fewer than 10k steps. But it was also only in 56 minutes! I'll take it! A far cry from when I could knock out 10k in around 42 minutes, but i believe i can get back there!

I love that I get this reference.

hey, Statistics Canada released a detailed report on what time of year Canadians are fucking

I dodged 37 bad takes and got 73 likes in Flappy Butterfly 🦋! Think you can out-flap me? https://savoring-proud-chime.attie.site

I definitely have slightly more robust forearms from having lugged around two hefty bits of luggage on and off for two weeks.

Hmmm do I go to the Child's Play Charity dinner this year or no? 🤔

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

New hat, who dis?

Called out by the bartender for flirting. Embarrassed, i shall decline to the west. ( My hotel is west of the bar)

I got into the speak easy. It's great. Even the quartet of 18y/o who also came in at the same time can't get me down. It's their first time out.

I won eighteen years ago. Join me.

Decades of bungie games have trained me specifically to get the sticky grenade onto your head for maximum 'splode. Not because it may do more damage, but because it's simply personally satisfying.

Going on record to say that for any company in America given the choice between 1. AI productivity gains mean our 10,000 employees can work 4 days a week. 2. AI productivity gains mean we can layoff 2,000 employees and have 8,000 people work 5 days a week. None will choose option (1).

I couldn't get a seat at the neat little speak easy so now I'm a boozy cow.

I’m going to start calling it Super Intelligence right after I start calling twitter “X.”

"'Super Intelligence'? That is a term for weaklings. The proper way to address us is 'Supreme Intelligence'. Do not make that error again, humans." #ai #si #aiTakeover