MAGA kryptonite

What’s notable is that towards the end of the article, it’s mentioned that this buyout offer extends all the way up to the VP level this time. Wonder if this will be the start of proclamations from the top that “AI could never do my job” and “We need to consider people in the AI adoption process”

You can’t have healthcare and you can’t afford to feed your family, but don’t worry, we’re turning a public park into a golf course using your taxes. Also, we’ve got a car that drives up walls, costs a skillion bucks, and looks like the Christian Bale Batmobile fucked a Cuisinart.

Bitch, please

Louise Simonson was probably my most-read comic book writer from middle school all the way through college. If her name was in the credits, I knew the book would deliver. She all but saved X-Factor from itself. And I was ride or die for Power Pack.

Social media is not real life and platform owners are intentionally pushing people into these type of pile-ons for their own profit. Every stranger you see is going through something that you know nothing about.

If a zoo animal started "going rogue" and "escaping the sandbox" they would shoot it immediately

Always hilarious to see Jake and Logan Paul wearing suits at official events, like when people put clothes on dogs to pretend they have jobs

Seeing this again, I can still taste the Mountain Dew Code Red and Dominos Pizza.

By Dario’s own admission, he says that this interview took place “hours” after his comms team wrote his essay. Then he spends 25 minutes vomiting weasel words and never answers questions in a direct manner. He says that his “ai” could destroy the planet, but refuses to stop development.

I own 5 Kallax bookshelves and have a religious devotion to them. Cheap, attractive, and the cubbies ensure that the pressboard won’t buckle under any kind of weight. As an avid RPG gamer, this is kind of incredible. Matt Berry’s involvement is the cherry on top

We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile

When did the word “gross” come to be a substitute for the words shitty, rude, cruel, mean, asshole-ish, awful, disgusting, etc? I know it’s an internet thing, but its use in that manner really sanitizes a lot of despicable things.

Guy outside wearing a Last Jedi t shirt in 2026 while walking his corgis — I see you. 👍

Story reminds me of that video where a busker corners Dua Lipa backstage at a festival and sings a 30-second shit song on a cigar-box ukulele and she has nowhere to run. He thought it was a balls-out version of networking. Lucky he didn’t get his ass kicked by her handler.

If only AI was real…

These fucking people

I never bought into the conspiracy that he was dead. How many dozen people involved in keeping his corpse in a freezer would be able to do it without leaking? Likely that he just recently became lucid and is now severely disabled. Maybe he is at home, but he sure as shit isn't "working."

Kool-aid man is indestructible and can obliterate barriers. I can tell you from experience that the Colonel is a son of a bitch full of old man strength and rage. Green giant is a giant, obvi. And I assume that Burger King has a royal army to back him up.

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning, at least that's what my psychic told me.

Hard work that yields great results will never protect you from a layoff. Why would anyone NOT quiet quit these days?

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.

Lindsey Graham is being lionized in the media for his actions pre-trump while his post-trump actions are being glossed over as “fervent supporter of trump.” He was always a hawk who did very little to help South Carolina while staying in the closet when he could have been a voice for gay rights.

An 80-year-old man with severe congestive heart failure standing on his feet for over an hour in 107 degree weather while wearing a dark suit. What could possibly go wrong? And by "wrong," I mean "right"

Good. It is WAY too easy to lay people off in the United States. White collar & no collar unions are way overdue in this country. Hard work will not save your job and guarantee you a raise, but unions can.

My “drink from the hose” generational memory is how disappointing American Bandstand coming on was because it meant the cartoons were over.

OMG did I write this?

Social media once again flooded with posts from Boomers and Repubs that chastise Americans for forgetting the true meaning of Memorial Day. While overlooking the fact that Americans are so starved for time off of work, Memorial Day is a day of relaxation for most of us.

"Mandalorian and Grogu is just a 2-hour Disney+ episode" "Mandalorian and Grogu season 3 sucked" "Baby Yoda was 7 years ago no one cares" “LOL DiSnEy StEr WuRs” SHUUUUUUTTTT UUUUUPPPPP
 Real fans don't bitch online for likes.
Real fans show up and watch. #StarWars #Mandalorian #Grogu

Folks, this never happened.

shame.

I was fully expecting a rambling clone of one of these shallow & shitty "we drank from the water hose" speeches. But this woman is dead on. This video actually made me heartsick and wistful. GenX and proud. youtube.com/shorts/jg6Mr...

If you needed the Times to help you come to this conclusion, you probably need to take a test to see if you can identify a squirrel.

The great* thing about May the Fourth is all of the artists, writers and influencers you follow who you thought were chill but who then take the spirit of the day as an opportunity to wipe their asses with Star Wars. *shitty

Someone is going to keep trying and at some point they’ll get it right.

Inching ever closer to the USA’s inevitable uprising against billionaires and authority figures who have exploited anyone who dares to make less than 100 million dollars a year. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Can't imagine why this would be the case. www.axios.com/2026/04/10/c...

“This thing is so scary, so smart, and it almost certainly is really, really, really, for real this time, artificial intelligence. No, really, it’s so smart and we are just in awe and so scared of our own product.” “No you can’t have a demo, why do you ask?” www.axios.com/2026/04/08/a...