Mandark, CFA

I don't say this as often as I used to, so let's get it out there one more time: your new Tesla makes me vsicerally angry. It wasn't a good deal, and it's not the best EV you can buy, you're just as stupid and poorly-informed as you are amoral. I hope bad things happen to it and you.

“Tariffs were pitched as the fix for America’s trade deficit. Instead… Last 18 Months: –$1.80 trillion deficit in Goods. 18 Months Prior: –$1.74 trillion deficit in Goods. The deficit didn’t shrink. It increased 4%.” - Bilello

A thug changes, and love changes. And best friends become strangers… - Nas

Starting an unprovoked war with Iran that ended with the U.S. surrendering to Iran in a process another country mediated has to be high on the “2026 is America’s most embarrassing year ever” list.

She actually said this: Karoline Leavitt: “Under President Trump the U.S. unemployment rate is at a historic low of just 4.3%. It was at a dismal rate of 3.4% under Biden.”🙄

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

my life is actually an extended experiment to determine which medications one can successfully jerk off on

In case you missed it, the Ballroom is now $1 billion, 100% funded with taxpayer money.

Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??

This is equities thinking the stripper actually likes them.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Pete Hegseth's "Department of War" spent $7.4 million on lobster tails, more than $15 million on ribeye steaks, and hundreds of thousands on doughnuts...in September. openthebooks.substack.com/p/pentagon-s...

Chamath SPAC Performance 🚨 Ouch, maybe Jim Cramer and Cathie Wood aren't so bad 😂😂

BRB going to war in the oil producing region of the world while also declaring procedural war on green energy 😎

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Utah's chief election officer, Lt Gov Deidre Henderson, has conducted a review of the state's voter rolls to identify any ineligible voters, including by running her rolls through the DHS SAVE Program. Guess how many non-citizens voted in Utah according to the review? Zero.

The US continues to lose manufacturing jobs—payrolls are down 81k over the last year, & another 5k jobs were lost in November Transportation (especially auto manufacturing), wood & electronics/electrical manufacturing are the biggest losers, but few subsectors are doing well

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

"We own these two stocks that attract the gullible and conspiracy-minded and were surprised to learn that many of those same investors have lots of exposure to bitcoin..."

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

Trump says he knows nothing about a crypto billionaire who got a presidential pardon. Trump says he won't make SNAP payments, but his underlings walk that back and say he’ll make partial payments. Is Trump too busy picking out bathroom tile to run the government? Who’s in charge? Stephen Miller?

To my fellow, Duck fans: I get it. We are all disappointed. Our game plan didn’t work. We lost. It sucks. I take it in stride. It’s part of the game. We are desperate to win a national championship. Maybe a little too desperate, at times. I have not lost one ounce of faith in Lanning or this team.

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

#NotADragQueen (almost always a pastor)

Dutch late night TV has its take

Any student standing up & making a scene in a learning environment should be kicked out. Instead, we’re allowing these people to throw boot licking tantrums to get their way. The powers in the state and beyond are determined to erode education as quickly as possible and I’m embarrassed and sad.

It’s your last chance to get on the Amauri Washington train only a few seats left #GoDucks

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

I will always be a Democrat

ironically the Nanny state is really the Rs that tell us who we can marry, fck, read about in books, sit next to (soon enough) and what we can do with or to our bodies and how we must identify ourselves but yes, the *perception* is the opposite

American History X The Everything App

Donald Trump is like a 9/11 if we took the weekend to think about it and then hit the Sears Tower ourselves on the following Monday

Periodic reminder that Sara Eisen sucks

Voters who supported Senate Majority Leader John Thune and Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso in their most recent general elections = 440,734 NYC voters who ranked Zohran #1 in the *primary* = 432,305 Perfect distillation of how unrepresentative the Senate is

Ruiz: MAHA proposed 'ground-breaking assessment' on child disease. struck to learn the report was riddled with mistakes. report filled with mistakes or complete lies. Authors confirmed these reports. Did YOU read the report & fact check? RFK: no. 💥

Juneteenth is the perfect moment to remind everyone of two facts: 1. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 2. Those who prevent history from being taught are plotting to repeat it. Read this out loud. Read it again. Then teach it to your kids.

Trump is a lawless traitor. His pardon of 1/6 insurrectionists set the stage for today’s lethal attacks on elected officials. He’s a malignant narcissist,a bully,and a coward who fetishizes violence. We must answer this madness with peaceful resistance. Despair is a luxury our children can’t afford.

❌ "We went from 11 vaccines in 1986 to 69-92 today" ✅ Reality: About 48-51 shots today (including annual flu) The break down 👇